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Florida man has sex with alligator?

Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:09 pm
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6441 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:09 pm
there is no way this is true.

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People have had sex with pit bulls, donkeys and even parrots, but this incident is on another level. Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day. Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with an Alligator Darwin is a relatively unknown fisherman who lives in the outskirts of the remote town of 400. Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as “odd.” Police responded after a man out of a nature hike happened to walk by Darwin’s house and saw Darwin having sex with the alligator in his backyard. The witness heard Darwin say, “next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.” “It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen,” the witness told police. “The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.” Collier County Sheriffs responded and arrested Darwin on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal. Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement: The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved. Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as “n*gger music” over and over. Darwin claimed the alligator had gotten a hold of his pant leg when he was fishing in a swamp and tried to drag him into the water. Darwin was able to escape without injury, but that had set his resolve to get revenge. The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks.



SIAP. I google searched
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 5:10 pm
Posted by rpg37
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Sep 2008
48425 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:10 pm to
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Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day.


Kinky.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:10 pm to
Florida outshines Mississippi again.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52187 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:11 pm to
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Florida man has sex with alligator?

Texas & Pennsylvania men having sex with horses, Florida screwing alligators. Before you know it they'll be fricking sheep in Alabama and Arkansas
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35575 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:11 pm to
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“next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.”

Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
14090 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:17 pm to





Same dude was arrested a while back for sex with a peacock in Chicago.



https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/11/man-sexually-abused-peacock-_n_3259822.html

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/dupage-county-roselle-sexual-abuse-peacock-206997171.html


His name was David Beckman in that article.



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A man sexually abused a peacock, which was later found dead in his garage, according to authorities in Illinois.

Roselle police report that they discovered the dead bird, named Phyl, and learned about its abuse while investigating an alleged case of indecent solicitation of a child, NBC Chicago reports.
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 5:22 pm
Posted by brodeo
Member since Feb 2013
1850 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:17 pm to
Just when you think you've heard it all...
Posted by CJM
Member since Jan 2015
3210 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:18 pm to
We like to get freaky around here.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57478 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:18 pm to
it was a male from what understand as well - making this alliGAYtor sex
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:18 pm to
bullshite
Posted by grape nutz
sesame street
Member since Mar 2006
2818 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:19 pm to
quote:

Residents say he sticks to himself


quote:

and saw Darwin having sex with the alligator in his backyard.


a contradicting report.
Posted by GeauxldnGurl
Member since Nov 2010
686 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:20 pm to
From the comments:


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I'm pretty sure you can get and STD from this... It's called GatorAIDs




Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42609 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:22 pm to
UF fans
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10854 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:22 pm to
Sex with an alligator is a cocktail, not a dare.
Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:23 pm to
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It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.


AND, he gotta small peen HAHA
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
42260 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:24 pm to
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The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries


:small penis problems:
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83807 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:29 pm to
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man
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sex with alligator
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Florida
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there is no way this is true
Yes, there's definitely a way this is true
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:33 pm to
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expected to be released back into the wild


No need to tag this one.
Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:40 pm to
In the immortal words of my dad, as he relayed the story to me, of our across the street neighbor, an ER doc, explaining to my father what "gerbling" was, circa 1982, as we're working on our camp....

"son, I gotta tell you. Not a whole lot bothers me. [dad drives another nail] I figure folks ought to pretty well be left alone in the bedroom [sound of nails being driven] to do what the hell they wanna do, ya know? Grab me an 8 foot 2 x 4. But I gotta tell ya...doc _______ told me about his "gerbling" thing, right? [sound of nails being driven again] Some gay dude came in the er last night with - I shite you not - a dead gerbil hung up right there in his a-hole [dad drops hammer, points to arse - now dead silent] Whole thing made me kinda sick at my stomach."

Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76737 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:47 pm to
No way this happened

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Florida


Nvm it happened
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