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Florida man has sex with alligator?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:09 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:09 pm
there is no way this is true.
SIAP. I google searched
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People have had sex with pit bulls, donkeys and even parrots, but this incident is on another level. Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day. Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with an Alligator Darwin is a relatively unknown fisherman who lives in the outskirts of the remote town of 400. Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as “odd.” Police responded after a man out of a nature hike happened to walk by Darwin’s house and saw Darwin having sex with the alligator in his backyard. The witness heard Darwin say, “next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.” “It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen,” the witness told police. “The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.” Collier County Sheriffs responded and arrested Darwin on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal. Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement: The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved. Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as “n*gger music” over and over. Darwin claimed the alligator had gotten a hold of his pant leg when he was fishing in a swamp and tried to drag him into the water. Darwin was able to escape without injury, but that had set his resolve to get revenge. The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks.
SIAP. I google searched
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:10 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day.
Kinky.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:10 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Florida outshines Mississippi again.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:11 pm to FenrirTheBeard
quote:Texas & Pennsylvania men having sex with horses, Florida screwing alligators. Before you know it they'll be fricking sheep in Alabama and Arkansas
Florida man has sex with alligator?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:11 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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“next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.”
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:17 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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Same dude was arrested a while back for sex with a peacock in Chicago.
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/11/man-sexually-abused-peacock-_n_3259822.html
https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/dupage-county-roselle-sexual-abuse-peacock-206997171.html
His name was David Beckman in that article.
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A man sexually abused a peacock, which was later found dead in his garage, according to authorities in Illinois.
Roselle police report that they discovered the dead bird, named Phyl, and learned about its abuse while investigating an alleged case of indecent solicitation of a child, NBC Chicago reports.
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:17 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Just when you think you've heard it all...
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:18 pm to FenrirTheBeard
We like to get freaky around here.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:18 pm to FenrirTheBeard
it was a male from what understand as well - making this alliGAYtor sex
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:19 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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Residents say he sticks to himself
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and saw Darwin having sex with the alligator in his backyard.
a contradicting report.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:20 pm to FenrirTheBeard
From the comments:
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I'm pretty sure you can get and STD from this... It's called GatorAIDs
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:22 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Sex with an alligator is a cocktail, not a dare.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:23 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.
AND, he gotta small peen HAHA
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:24 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries
:small penis problems:
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:29 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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man
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sex with alligator
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Florida
quote:Yes, there's definitely a way this is true
there is no way this is true
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:33 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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expected to be released back into the wild
No need to tag this one.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:40 pm to FenrirTheBeard
In the immortal words of my dad, as he relayed the story to me, of our across the street neighbor, an ER doc, explaining to my father what "gerbling" was, circa 1982, as we're working on our camp....
"son, I gotta tell you. Not a whole lot bothers me. [dad drives another nail] I figure folks ought to pretty well be left alone in the bedroom [sound of nails being driven] to do what the hell they wanna do, ya know? Grab me an 8 foot 2 x 4. But I gotta tell ya...doc _______ told me about his "gerbling" thing, right? [sound of nails being driven again] Some gay dude came in the er last night with - I shite you not - a dead gerbil hung up right there in his a-hole [dad drops hammer, points to arse - now dead silent] Whole thing made me kinda sick at my stomach."
"son, I gotta tell you. Not a whole lot bothers me. [dad drives another nail] I figure folks ought to pretty well be left alone in the bedroom [sound of nails being driven] to do what the hell they wanna do, ya know? Grab me an 8 foot 2 x 4. But I gotta tell ya...doc _______ told me about his "gerbling" thing, right? [sound of nails being driven again] Some gay dude came in the er last night with - I shite you not - a dead gerbil hung up right there in his a-hole [dad drops hammer, points to arse - now dead silent] Whole thing made me kinda sick at my stomach."
Posted on 7/14/15 at 5:47 pm to FenrirTheBeard
No way this happened
Nvm it happened
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Florida
Nvm it happened
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