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Rank the Top Cinamatic Retard Performances (Never Go Full Retard!)
Posted on 7/12/15 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 7/12/15 at 9:35 pm
Rank the following performances from best to worst and read the special note at the bottom of the list:
Forrest Gump (movie of same name) - Tom Hanks
Radio (movie of same name) - Cuba Gooding Jr.
Karl Childers (Sling Blade) - Billy Bob Thornton
Solomon (Hand that Rocks the Cradle) - Ernie Hudson
Simple Jack (Tropic Thunder) - Ben Stiller
Corky (Life Goes On) - Chris Burke
Carla (The Other Sister) - Juliette Lewis
Danny (The Other Sister) - Giovanni Ribisi
Arnie Grape (What's Eating Gilbert Grape) - Leo Dicaprio
Lennie Small - (Of Mice and Men) - John Malkavich
Al Gore (Inconvenient Truth) - Al Gore
Sam (I Am Sam) - Sean Penn
Bobby Boucher (The Waterboy) - Adam Sandler
Noah Percy (The Village) - Adrian Brody
NOTE: Performances of characters with mental disabilities but who weren't technically retarded should not be included in this list. Those performances include but are not limited to:
Dustin Hoffman - Rain Man
Claire Danes - Temple Grandin
Russell Crowe - A Beautiful Mind
Mary Stuart Masterson - Benny & Joon
Robert De Niro- Awakenings
Forrest Gump (movie of same name) - Tom Hanks
Radio (movie of same name) - Cuba Gooding Jr.
Karl Childers (Sling Blade) - Billy Bob Thornton
Solomon (Hand that Rocks the Cradle) - Ernie Hudson
Simple Jack (Tropic Thunder) - Ben Stiller
Corky (Life Goes On) - Chris Burke
Carla (The Other Sister) - Juliette Lewis
Danny (The Other Sister) - Giovanni Ribisi
Arnie Grape (What's Eating Gilbert Grape) - Leo Dicaprio
Lennie Small - (Of Mice and Men) - John Malkavich
Al Gore (Inconvenient Truth) - Al Gore
Sam (I Am Sam) - Sean Penn
Bobby Boucher (The Waterboy) - Adam Sandler
Noah Percy (The Village) - Adrian Brody
NOTE: Performances of characters with mental disabilities but who weren't technically retarded should not be included in this list. Those performances include but are not limited to:
Dustin Hoffman - Rain Man
Claire Danes - Temple Grandin
Russell Crowe - A Beautiful Mind
Mary Stuart Masterson - Benny & Joon
Robert De Niro- Awakenings
This post was edited on 7/12/15 at 9:39 pm
Posted on 7/12/15 at 9:37 pm to mizzoukills
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The Village - Adrian Brody
quote:
Arnie Grape (What's Eating Gilbert Grape) - Leo Dicaprio
Both of these were great.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 9:43 pm to mizzoukills
Where does Brick from Anchorman fit in to all of this?
Posted on 7/12/15 at 9:46 pm to mizzoukills
quote:
Never Go Full Retard!
You did long ago.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 9:50 pm to LSUSoulja08
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Where does Brick from Anchorman fit in to all of this?
Read the note. My opinion is that Brick from Anchorman isn't full retard...just incredibly stupid. Not legit.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 9:53 pm to mizzoukills
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Corky (Life Goes On) - Chris Burke
My best friend back in middle school could do a flawless Corky imitation.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 9:58 pm to mizzoukills
Warren (There's Something about Mary) - W Earl Brown
This post was edited on 7/12/15 at 10:02 pm
Posted on 7/12/15 at 10:02 pm to mizzoukills
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Al Gore (Inconvenient Truth) - Al Gore
Posted on 7/12/15 at 10:27 pm to mizzoukills
You left out Peter Seller's role of Chauncey Gardner from Being There.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 10:54 pm to mizzoukills
Billy Bob
Hoffman
Forrest
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:02 pm to mizzoukills
Peter Sellers in "Being There". Not really "full retard" but great performance.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:03 pm to mizzoukills
Melissa McCarthy love interest (every movie she has a love interest in)
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:14 pm to mizzoukills
Billy Bob was great in Sling Blade uhhh...huhhhh
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:28 pm to mizzoukills
I don't remember if Nell was retarded or just sheltered
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:58 am to mizzoukills
John Malkovich in OMAM
This post was edited on 7/13/15 at 4:10 am
Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:11 am to MaroonWhite
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You left out Peter Seller's role of Chauncey Gardner from Being There.
I don't think his character was supposed to be retarded. I think he's just supposed to be out there. Otherwordly kind of. Disconnected from the world in a real way. All he knows of the world is television. It's more about making a point about people being disconnected than developing a character that is mentally challenged. That's what I got out of it anyway. I don't think he qualifies.
ETA: it's like the idea of Prince Myshkin in The Idiot. He isn't really an idiot. People just can't relate.
This post was edited on 7/13/15 at 2:14 am
Posted on 7/13/15 at 8:20 am to mizzoukills
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Forrest Gump (movie of same name) - Tom Hanks
Charmed the pants off Nixon.
Not retarded.
Posted on 7/13/15 at 8:26 am to mizzoukills
I haven't seen the movie yet but what about Kevin Bacon in Digging to China?
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