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Odd Occurence and the wife thinks I'm crazy...
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:06 pm
Driving down perkins and my wife and her friend are following me to lowes so I don't have to listen to Kesha and two women cackling (we may have also been going to buy a ton of plants).
Heavy traffic, 4 pm. Guy in a shitty car cuts through three lanes near bluebonnet and almost sideswipes me. I swerve and avoid the accident, my windows are down so I give him the one finger salute and yell a choice word or two.
We pull up at the light and three (late teen early 20s) guys jump out of the car. What do you do?
Now it turns out the three guys were literally so angry with the driver they were willing to walk across perkins in heavy traffic into the taco bell parking lot to avoid riding with him. All looked pretty damned high.
My wife is giving me grief because she saw my reverse lights blink as it went into park.
Heavy traffic, 4 pm. Guy in a shitty car cuts through three lanes near bluebonnet and almost sideswipes me. I swerve and avoid the accident, my windows are down so I give him the one finger salute and yell a choice word or two.
We pull up at the light and three (late teen early 20s) guys jump out of the car. What do you do?
Now it turns out the three guys were literally so angry with the driver they were willing to walk across perkins in heavy traffic into the taco bell parking lot to avoid riding with him. All looked pretty damned high.
My wife is giving me grief because she saw my reverse lights blink as it went into park.
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:08 pm to BayouBlue386
My answer is who the frick cares about your drive to Lowes.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:09 pm to BayouBlue386
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:10 pm to BayouBlue386
I think you need to post less.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:10 pm to BayouBlue386
So you put it into park, ready to get out thinking it was about get real?
If so, taking on 3 dudes is a pretty tall task and probably not exceptionally smart. I would just stay in my vehicle and have my gun at the ready.
If so, taking on 3 dudes is a pretty tall task and probably not exceptionally smart. I would just stay in my vehicle and have my gun at the ready.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:10 pm to BayouBlue386
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What do you do?
Run them over with your car.
This post was edited on 3/31/15 at 12:10 pm
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:10 pm to BayouBlue386
Get a dashcam next time so we can all enjoy your road rage incident.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:10 pm to BayouBlue386
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We pull up at the light and three (late teen early 20s) guys jump out of the car. What do you do?
1. Remove Beretta M9 from holster under steering wheel
2. Look over at 3 young gentlemen
3. Smile
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:11 pm to BayouBlue386
I don't understand what you're asking or what point you're trying to make or if you're asking a question or trying to make a point
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:11 pm to BayouBlue386
Put that Prius in park and whoop some arse!
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:12 pm to BayouBlue386
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My wife is giving me grief because she saw my reverse lights blink as it went into park.
you're super badass
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:13 pm to BayouBlue386
Follow this guy's lead
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:14 pm to BayouBlue386
I wouldn't put it in park, I'd be prepared to haul arse out of there using the vehicle as a battering ram if necessary. It's 2015 and they will kill you for anything now.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:15 pm to BayouBlue386
I'd have stepped out the car, rolled the sleeves up on my Brock Lesnar shirt, and brought the pain.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:18 pm to BayouBlue386
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What do you do?
Tell your wife you are perfectly capable of picking out plants yourself. Wives/girlfriends only serve to drag out the decision making process.
Oh, and then you let her bring a friend?
I'm pretty sure that as soon as those guys jumped out, you should have driven off to the nearest restroom to wipe that crap out of your shorts.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:19 pm to BayouBlue386
It's a lot like when my little brother went through his foot-fetish phase and he was always borrowing my computer to look up foot porn. Yeah we thought about having an intervention for him but we just couldn't explain to my mother how foot-porn could be a real addiction. She just kept saying "he's not drinking or smoking the foot porn, how could he be addicted?". So in the end we didn't do any dramatic intervention or send him off to a rehab or anything but I still feel like maybe we should have. Anyway he eventually grew up and grew out of it, got a pretty nice job working for the state now. Pay isn't the greatest but the benefits are above average and you can't beat the vacation schedule.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:20 pm to BayouBlue386
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What do you do?
Not this...
quote:
I swerve and avoid the accident, my windows are down so I give him the one finger salute and yell a choice word or two.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:20 pm to BayouBlue386
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:21 pm to BayouBlue386
None of this happened..
And your pussy arse wouldn't have done anything. .
And your pussy arse wouldn't have done anything. .
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:23 pm to BayouBlue386
You're at 540 posts more than necessary..
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