re: What is the greatest bodily injury you have inflicted on another human being?

I don't think anyone got hit. The cops that usually stand in the median didn't really realize what was going on and were just dragging arse. I got pissed off and tried to get my gf's keys to chase after the guys (yes I was drunk), but she was inside Fred's and they wouldn't let me in. About that time, like 20 cop cars flew past Tigerland going towards Gardere (where the perps went).

IIRC, there is a cop poster that knows me from a while ago who remembered it when I brought it up a few years ago