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Joke at the OT's Expense Thread
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:07 am
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:07 am
Trillhog was having sex with a girl the other day and she kept yelling some other guy's name. Trillhog asked her, "Who the heck is Rape?"
This post was edited on 2/21/15 at 9:21 am
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:09 am to mizzoukills
You're fricking terrible.
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:10 am to wartiger2004
So, Helen Keller walked into a bar...and a table...and a chair...and the wall
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:11 am to mizzoukills
But the other letters aren't
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:11 am to mizzoukills
I was going to say because they are as extinct as mizzou basketball
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:14 am to mizzoukills
I've learned a few certainties in life:
1) Jews don't recognize Christ as the Messiah
2) Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith
3) and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.
1) Jews don't recognize Christ as the Messiah
2) Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith
3) and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:17 am to mizzoukills
4) and mizzoukills doesn't recognize a funny joke
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:18 am to mizzoukills
quote:
Jews don't recognize Christ as the Messiah
What about Jews for Jesus?
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:21 am to WPBTiger
Technically 2 and 3 are not universally correct.
4 is.
4 is.
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:24 am to theunknownknight
why doesn't the unknownknight like running naked thru the yard?
because midgets don't like the grass tickling their peckers.
because midgets don't like the grass tickling their peckers.
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:26 am to mizzoukills
Exhibit: 1,683,324
What man wouldn't like his pecker tickled?
What man wouldn't like his pecker tickled?
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:30 am to theunknownknight
theunknownknight and his significant other are trying to reset the password on their computer. the unknownknight types in "mypenis" as the new password. His significant other falls on the ground laughing when the computer displays on the screen "Error. Not long enough."
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:34 am to Wally Sparks
The teacher asked Theunknownknight, "Why is your cat at school today, Unknownknight?" Theunknownknight replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that p*ssy once Unknownknight leaves for school today!'"
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:35 am to mizzoukills
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before Theunknownknight thinks we're nuts!"
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:41 am to mizzoukills
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?"
"Yeah!"
"Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, Unknownknight, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?"
Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother, Unknownknight, says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"
"Yeah!"
"Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, Unknownknight, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?"
Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother, Unknownknight, says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"
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