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Joke at the OT's Expense Thread

Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:07 am
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:07 am
Trillhog was having sex with a girl the other day and she kept yelling some other guy's name. Trillhog asked her, "Who the heck is Rape?"
This post was edited on 2/21/15 at 9:21 am
Posted by geauxtigers87
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Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:08 am to
Posted by Mizzoufan26
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Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:08 am to
Hahaha, I get it
Posted by McCringleberryy
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:09 am to
You're fricking terrible.
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter! JESUS IS LORD,
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Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:09 am to
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:10 am to
So, Helen Keller walked into a bar...and a table...and a chair...and the wall


Posted by GEAUXT
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Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:11 am to
But the other letters aren't
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
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Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:11 am to
I was going to say because they are as extinct as mizzou basketball
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:14 am to
I've learned a few certainties in life:

1) Jews don't recognize Christ as the Messiah

2) Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith

3) and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.


Posted by CBandits82
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Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:16 am to
I chortled.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:17 am to
4) and mizzoukills doesn't recognize a funny joke
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
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Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:18 am to
quote:

Jews don't recognize Christ as the Messiah


What about Jews for Jesus?
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
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58337 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:21 am to
Technically 2 and 3 are not universally correct.

4 is.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:24 am to
why doesn't the unknownknight like running naked thru the yard?




























because midgets don't like the grass tickling their peckers.

Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:26 am to
Exhibit: 1,683,324

What man wouldn't like his pecker tickled?


Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:30 am to
theunknownknight and his significant other are trying to reset the password on their computer. the unknownknight types in "mypenis" as the new password. His significant other falls on the ground laughing when the computer displays on the screen "Error. Not long enough."

Posted by Wally Sparks
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Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:32 am to
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:34 am to
The teacher asked Theunknownknight, "Why is your cat at school today, Unknownknight?" Theunknownknight replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that p*ssy once Unknownknight leaves for school today!'"


Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:35 am to
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before Theunknownknight thinks we're nuts!"

Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:41 am to
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?"

"Yeah!"

"Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, Unknownknight, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?"

Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother, Unknownknight, says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"
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