Air biscuit embarrassing moments

Was giving instructions to my players in the weight room and stepped aside for a second to fart..................it was more than a fart.

I'll never understand why people get so embarrassed about farting... everybody does it. I'll let rip anywhere... hurts to hold it in.

I did have a funny one a couple of weeks ago. I was at Target w/ the wife and right as this guy turned down the aisle I ripped a good one. I could see him jump like it startled him and he kept walking past. His wife was right behind him but she put on the brakes and stayed at the end of the aisle. He was looking back asking her questions about something he was looking at and she would yell back to him... but she would NOT come down the aisle.

I was laughing my arse off the whole time and my wife was so pissed.

The great thing about it all is that neither the guy or his wife would even acknowledge what happened. I'm laughing and they wouldn't even look at me... it's like other people get embarrassed when you fart. I love it.

Was at a movie with a girl I just started dating and her friend. We were watching Talladega Nights and some scene cracked me up causing me to laugh an fart at the same moment. For a moment I thought no one heard then I see her friend lean in and say Did Simp just fart, which made me crack up again..

Playing in a basketball game in a local rec league...as I'm cutting across guarding a guy, I let out what I thought would be a silent poot...turned out to be one of the loudest farts I've ever had. Everybody starts laughing their arse off...Distracted the team, and they missed the next shot. True story. Now i never hold gas in on the court.