re: Arse's Fatty Rewind™ (Mardi Gras week 1)

The Jesuit Marine Corps JROTC couldn't handle my awesomeness. I was impressed with their rendition of the Star Spangled Banner before the peerade. It was truly amazing.



Some brothers were gathering together across the street. They appeared to be mad. Luckily, they didn't have pitch forks.



Some hippie got lost and turned into the peerade.



My buddies and I also started working on a new peerade app. We're going to call it Poop Tracker. I don't want the marchers stepping in that shite. Here was my first notice.



I even got to take a selfie with this rad disco dancer. He had all the right moves.




After the peerades, we ran to meet my brother at Oak. I grabbed something similar to an old fashion, frites, burrata and some steak bruschetta. Everything was okay, not outstanding. I liked the frites the best.





After drinks, we went home. I had to get ready for mass.

I awoke on Sunday ready to party. I went to mass and got my praise on. After mass, I had a quick meeting with the Knights of Peter Claver.

I then went to Lafitte's and ordered Verti Mart to be delivered. I wanted to get my grub on before Barkus. I grabbed an oyster poorboy and fries.





I have forgotten how much I enjoy fried oysters. I have had two sandwiches with them the past week. Why did I think to go with shrimp the past couple of months?

The little lady joined me with Underdog.



Wyatt from Weird Science has really let himself go.



After several rounds, we walked to Lafitte's In Exile to catch Barkus. I believe Owlie had some VIP seats on the balcony.




I ran into Super Dave on the way back to Lafitte's. It's good to know he can take a call whenever or wherever he is.



After finishing some more drinks, we headed to GB's to eat. I grabbed a filet. It was good, but nothing fancy. I much prefer their burger.




The little lady couldn't finish her burger, so I finished it like a true gentleman. I like their burgers a good bit.



For dessert, we went with their Carnival Red Velvet. It was rich and moist. I'd gladly order it again.



We went home, and I think I passed out around 8:30. It was a good day.

On my way in, I was feeling like it was a McD's morning. I grabbed the steak bagel and plopped down at my desk to dive in. The sauce is interesting.




Stay fat, my friends.

-Arse