Laughter is the best medicine

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

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A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

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The water I was heating for pasta refused to boil, and if my 12-year old son was right, I wasn't helping by constantly checking on it.

"It's like that old saying," he said. "'A watched website never loads.'"

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A long line leading to yur ladies' room greeted my friend's wife. Since desperate times call for desperate measures, my friend took her into the empty men's room, then stood guard. When she exited a few minutes later, a man waiting his turn called out, "I hope you remembered to put up the toilet seat."

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