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re: Sell me this pen

Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:12 am to
Posted by gamecocks22
SC
Member since Dec 2012
4913 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:12 am to
I wouldn't even sell such a shitty pen. Would make me look bad.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17069 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:13 am to
That OT 10 wants to give you her number, but she doesn't have a pen...
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22239 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:14 am to
It has a big black shaft and a nice smooth action tip
Posted by Col reb 2011
#38
Member since Apr 2013
1614 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:20 am to
While this is an extremely well made durable pen the gold model would give you the same durability with a sleeker look.. Nothing says I know my shite like a gold flaked pen
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:21 am to
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:21 am to
This pen was previously owned by John Voight.
Posted by Skin
Member since Jun 2007
6370 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:32 am to
Let's talk about just the tip:

•Click-off cap
•Exclusive Cross Gel Ink Rollerball formula flows freely like a fountain pen
•Includes 1 Black Gel Ink Rollerball Refill (#8523) in pen
•Cross Rollerball pens can easily be converted into a ballpoint pen, document highlighter or creamy porous felt-tip pen by simply changing the refill to desired type of tip; Refills sold separately



Plus you never know when an opportunity might present itself
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 10:36 am
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:34 am to
Do you value appearance?
Do you believe in the power of first impressions?
Do you have a big dick?

Well if you answered yes to all of these questions do we have a product for you!

INTRODUCING!!!!



Because lets face it.

Sometimes you have to go back to go forward



The Pen

Posted by barry
Location, Location, Location
Member since Aug 2006
50384 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:53 am to
This pen is not currently available to the public, let me show you something that is more suitable for a person such as yourself.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36764 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:57 am to
Can't have a penis without P E N.


Nom sayin? Wallskreet brah
Posted by TechBlue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2015
33 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:59 am to
What kind of monthly note are you looking to pay?
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
4657 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:59 am to
I actually had someone pull this on me in an interview years back when I attempted sales.....I thought it was a dick move, but I played along in my own way. I pulled out my checkbook and wrote him a check for $20.00, then on the back I wrote a conditional endorsement requiring that it be endorsed by " The Pen"...and then told him he could buy the pen for $10.00 and by doing so this pen would actually MAKE him money.

I was offered the job but didn't take it.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32145 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:00 am to
I can't sell this pen to you.

This isn't just a pen. It's membership into a prestigious club. Only men with large penises can own one.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:00 am to
Plain ole Cross ballpoint isn't it?
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17129 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:01 am to
Let me speak with my sales manager and I'll be right back.
Posted by TechBlue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2015
33 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:02 am to
quote:

et me speak with my sales manager and I'll be right back.


Haha my girlfriend closed on a car last night. I also went with the car salesman approach.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43372 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:10 am to
saw Wolf of Wall Street recently?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41922 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:28 am to
quote:

saw Wolf of Wall Street recently?

Why yes. Yes I did.
It got me thinking of the various answers to this insanely stupid interview question. I'm in sales though so I like to hear other people's creative answers to this. It intrigues me.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68536 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:31 am to
No I'm not a salesman. I just buy pens. It's just a damn pen
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36242 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:33 am to
What time is it?
Don't know?

You need a watch also
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