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Paws up! Don't Shoot!
Posted on 12/12/14 at 4:40 pm
Posted on 12/12/14 at 4:40 pm
Title comes from the thread about the Pope saying animals will be in Heaven...
LINK
tl;dr...
Someone orders pizza and wants it delivered to a house on Spanishtown Road.
Pizza shows up, homeowner didn't order pizza.
Pizza driver is headed back to their vehicle, someone shows up claiming they gave the wrong address, pays for pizza
Money used is counterfeit.
Police are called
Police show up, decide to question homeowner
Homeowner opens door for police
Homeowner has a dog with her
Dog growls
Police shoot dog
~fini~
LINK
tl;dr...
Someone orders pizza and wants it delivered to a house on Spanishtown Road.
Pizza shows up, homeowner didn't order pizza.
Pizza driver is headed back to their vehicle, someone shows up claiming they gave the wrong address, pays for pizza
Money used is counterfeit.
Police are called
Police show up, decide to question homeowner
Homeowner opens door for police
Homeowner has a dog with her
Dog growls
Police shoot dog
~fini~
This post was edited on 12/13/14 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 12/12/14 at 4:42 pm to Green Chili Tiger
quote:
Ears up
Don't shoot
I was thinking "Paws up, Don't shoot!", but that will work too ;)
Posted on 12/12/14 at 4:45 pm to the808bass
Nice troll thread.
Given that our other one was anchored, i'll set the O/U on 10 minutes that this one is removed. Anyone?
Given that our other one was anchored, i'll set the O/U on 10 minutes that this one is removed. Anyone?
Posted on 12/12/14 at 4:46 pm to RelentlessRyan
Was it anchored or deleted? I searched but didn't find any thread on it.
Posted on 12/12/14 at 4:47 pm to Bard
quote:
The shooting of Robinson's dog, however, is considered a closed matter
Such a surprise.
Posted on 12/12/14 at 4:48 pm to RelentlessRyan
Posted on 12/12/14 at 7:28 pm to Bard
I love my puppy. She is adorable, loyal, loving and devoted to me. She is always there for me and when my feet hit the floor every morning she's there to lick my feet.
Knowing she'll be in heaven with me makes me happy.
Merry Christmas!
Knowing she'll be in heaven with me makes me happy.
Merry Christmas!
This post was edited on 12/12/14 at 7:30 pm
Posted on 12/12/14 at 7:30 pm to the808bass
quote:
frick the po-leece.
comin' straight from the underground
Posted on 12/12/14 at 9:43 pm to Bard
just another example of mis info in the media. Pope said nothing like this.
Here is the story
Pope in a general audience said New heaven will include things around us.
Someone interprets that phrase as Pope Hints animals could be in heaven
A few stories run with the interpretation.
Misreading and bad stories lead to Pope says animals can go to heaven.
Here is the story
Pope in a general audience said New heaven will include things around us.
Someone interprets that phrase as Pope Hints animals could be in heaven
A few stories run with the interpretation.
Misreading and bad stories lead to Pope says animals can go to heaven.
Posted on 12/13/14 at 12:08 am to Bard
Everyone knows animals souls will live forever in haven with God.
They will make it but many fools will not.
Cause they love the
They will make it but many fools will not.
Cause they love the
Posted on 12/13/14 at 5:07 am to S.E.C. Crazy
Posted on 12/13/14 at 6:42 am to Bard
3:18 Said, I, in my heart, as concerning the sons of men, That God was minded to prove them,—and that they might see, that they were beasts, of themselves.
3:19 For, as regardeth the destiny of the sons of men and the destiny of beasts, one fate, have they, as dieth the one, so, dieth the other, and, one spirit, have they all,—and, the pre-eminence of man over beast, is nothing, for, all, were vanity:
3:20 all, go unto one place,—all, came from the dust, and all, return to the dust.
3:21 Who knoweth the spirit of the sons of men, whether it, ascendeth, above,—or the spirit of the beast, whether it, descendeth, below, to the earth?
3:19 For, as regardeth the destiny of the sons of men and the destiny of beasts, one fate, have they, as dieth the one, so, dieth the other, and, one spirit, have they all,—and, the pre-eminence of man over beast, is nothing, for, all, were vanity:
3:20 all, go unto one place,—all, came from the dust, and all, return to the dust.
3:21 Who knoweth the spirit of the sons of men, whether it, ascendeth, above,—or the spirit of the beast, whether it, descendeth, below, to the earth?
Posted on 12/13/14 at 6:44 am to Enadious
More Bible thumping from Enadious. You have to be a Southern Baptist.
Posted on 12/13/14 at 7:51 am to genuineLSUtiger
Knowledge man, knowledge
Do not disparage what you cannot see in the hearts of others.
Do not disparage what you cannot see in the hearts of others.
Posted on 12/13/14 at 7:56 am to genuineLSUtiger
quote:
More Bible thumping from Enadious. You have to be a Southern Baptist.
He asked a question. I posted some scripture.
I used to be a Southern Baptist, but they kicked me out for being to holy-rolly.
Currently I'm a Christian Pantheist Evolutionist But not a pure Darwinist.
Posted on 12/13/14 at 7:59 am to catholictigerfan
quote:
just another example of mis info in the media. Pope said nothing like this.
Here is the story
Pope in a general audience said New heaven will include things around us.
Someone interprets that phrase as Pope Hints animals could be in heaven
A few stories run with the interpretation.
Misreading and bad stories lead to Pope says animals can go to heaven.
Also, the quote was attributed to the wrong Pope. Paul VI said something along those lines and there was an article about it entitled "Pope says..." Other people misinterpreted that as the current Pope.
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:00 am to themunch
quote:
All dogs go to heaven... i know.. I seen the movie.
mattered settled it must be true
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