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Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:38 pm to Croacka
quote:same
honest truth...i have a shy bladder unless I've been drinking or there's divider walls between the urinals
however, I can't fathom finding the commercial offensive
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:39 pm to Green Chili Tiger
I have that problem sometimes, but I think it is a pretty funny one to laugh about.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:39 pm to Croacka
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they'll piss and moan about anything
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:40 pm to Bmath
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have that problem sometimes, but I think it is a pretty funny one to laugh about.
just depends on the situation
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:40 pm to Bmath
Someone you know pulls up to the urinal next to you, say "you know, I never can piss when someone's watching." You'll induce a shy bladder most of the time. Its like asking someone if "they've ever been aware of their tongue."
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:41 pm to CaptainsWafer
I'm offended that people aren't more offended by what is offending the said offended people.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:42 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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What if he didn't have a leg or an arm?" he said. "Are you going to make fun of them?"
I'll say the same thing I said on the rant.
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I'm sorry, but being painfully awkward is nothing like this. My wife was born without most of her right arm, stops right above the elbow. You can outgrow being awkward, not a lost limb. Stupid attempt to play on emotion.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:45 pm to Croacka
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honest truth...i have a shy bladder unless I've been drinking or there's divider walls between the urinals
Same and the dividers have to be tall enough. Not worried about someone looking or anything. Just can't go right away.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:46 pm to Chillini
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Same and the dividers have to be tall enough.
sucks when they have dividers and some 6'10" dude goes to the urinal next to you
FML
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:48 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Not a single person gives a frick about a Shy Bladder Protest group.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:50 pm to Croacka
I can't stand shoulder to shoulder at a trough and urinate next to someone. Not gonna happen. Small divider, or more, it'll happen.
Outdoors, on the other hand, I'll let it rip like a fire hose, without any problems. No matter who's in attendance.
Outdoors, on the other hand, I'll let it rip like a fire hose, without any problems. No matter who's in attendance.
This post was edited on 11/4/14 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:50 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Lol losers
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:52 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Hey I like watching folks swim but you don't see me getting all offended.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:52 pm to Green Chili Tiger
I have zero respect for people who go to a stall to pee when there's an open urinal.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:53 pm to Green Chili Tiger
The only time I've ever had serious trouble pissing was when I was leg to leg with people at those troughs at Tiger Stadium. 
But I was just a kid then.
I had a roommate freshman year of college who I hated who couldn't pee if you talked to him. I used to yell at him from the room while he attempted to pee. He would get so pissed.
But I was just a kid then. I had a roommate freshman year of college who I hated who couldn't pee if you talked to him. I used to yell at him from the room while he attempted to pee. He would get so pissed.
This post was edited on 11/4/14 at 3:54 pm
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:53 pm to Green Chili Tiger
We were at the Kentucky Derby many years back, and the restrooms for the infield were the horse trough type urinals. We were shitfaced on mint juleps and headed in to take a leak between races. The place is crowded and the pissers are packed in shoulder to shoulder, trying to act all natural. My buddy rolls in, finds a spot and starts pissing. It was really quiet & all of a sudden, he yells out, "Damn, I've got a big dick!" After the appropriate pause, he yells, "Caught you looking, you f@gs!!!" It was hysterically awkward to see so many people's heads snapping back up and directly ahead of them.
Nobody walked the dinosaur because it is a true story. And a cool one if you were there.
That being said, I have no idea how these "shy bladder" people handle going to large sporting events or other such places.
Nobody walked the dinosaur because it is a true story. And a cool one if you were there.
That being said, I have no idea how these "shy bladder" people handle going to large sporting events or other such places.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:53 pm to ShreveportSteamer
I hate the splash. Stall for me.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:54 pm to SwaggerCopter
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I used to yell at him from the room while he attempted to pee. He would get so pissed.
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:55 pm to 777Tiger
Probably could have chosen a better word there.
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