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What would happen if you took a pair of scissors and cut off your uvula?
Posted on 10/31/14 at 4:53 am
Posted on 10/31/14 at 4:53 am
What the hell is the function of that thing, anyway?
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 4:54 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Congratulations. You have achieved an at home uvulectomy. You'll probably die from infection now
Posted on 10/31/14 at 4:55 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Posted on 10/31/14 at 4:56 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
you would choke to death on your blood
Posted on 10/31/14 at 5:23 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Lots and lots of blood
Posted on 10/31/14 at 6:39 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Had mine removed when I had my tonsillectomy & adenoidectomy surgery 6 years ago. My tonsils were so large that they had stretched the skin in the back of my throat. So when the ENT removed them and he trimmed off the excess skin and my uvula. I've had no problems and the wife says I don't snore anymore.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:35 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
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What would happen if you took a pair of scissors and cut off your uvula?
Not completely sure, but I'm thinking it would hurt like shite!
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:38 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
You'll prolly be able to suck a mean cock afterwords.....so you'll have that going for you
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:39 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
No clue. Give it a shot and let us know what happens
Posted on 10/31/14 at 8:17 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
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What would happen if you took a pair of scissors and cut off your uvula?
Just do it. Thing hangs there like a mini testicle in the back of your mouth, they're whack looking.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 8:19 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
death by exsanguination and or aspiration
Posted on 10/31/14 at 9:37 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Mine would get irritated when I slept at night due to snoring and sleeping with mouth wide open.
Went to the ENT one morning when it was hurting. He used a string (looked like dental floss) that was soaked in some sort of chemical. He looped it around my uvula, pulled it tight and BOOM...no more uvula. The chemical strong sealed the wound as well.
Hurt for about a week as it healed. DO NOT cut that shite off yourself.
Went to the ENT one morning when it was hurting. He used a string (looked like dental floss) that was soaked in some sort of chemical. He looped it around my uvula, pulled it tight and BOOM...no more uvula. The chemical strong sealed the wound as well.
Hurt for about a week as it healed. DO NOT cut that shite off yourself.
This post was edited on 10/31/14 at 9:38 am
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