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Posted on 10/28/14 at 11:36 am to ApexTiger
There is a very real concern that at some point it could get difficult for LSU to obtain a Tiger mascot due to protests from animal rights wack jobs.
Mike's habitat is excellent. But that mobile cage would be considered an object of scorn by the wack jobs.
Mike's habitat is excellent. But that mobile cage would be considered an object of scorn by the wack jobs.
Posted on 10/28/14 at 11:38 am to DthVllyDud
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Should just cattle prod him...
I concur
Posted on 10/28/14 at 11:39 am to ApexTiger
The new cage has made Mike soft.
Posted on 10/28/14 at 11:42 am to TheGrinch
The wack jobs want him back in the wild. He wouldn't last five minutes before he was arse raped by another tiger. He should be thankful to be at LSU and should load his lazy arse up seven times a year.
Posted on 10/28/14 at 11:44 am to Choupique19
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Posted on 10/28/14 at 11:44 am to ApexTiger
Sooooo... What happened with previous Mikes? You mean to tell may they used to bring the cage close to them...open it up...and they would go right in? Ya riiiigggghhhhhtttt. They obviously did something to get them in the cage that they aren't doing with this Mike...and I'm guessing it's for some ridiculous PC reason.
Crazy
Get him in the damn cage and into the stadium...it's not gonna kill him.
Crazy
Get him in the damn cage and into the stadium...it's not gonna kill him.
Posted on 10/28/14 at 11:49 am to EvrybodysAllAmerican
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The new cage has made Mike soft.
Maybe his ears hurt from all the cheering. Perhaps everyone can quiet down before the game and he will have the want to appear. I bet If they put a live hyena painted crimson red in that cage, he may be encouraged to get in it.
Posted on 10/28/14 at 11:54 am to LSUtoBOOT
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Posted on 10/28/14 at 11:54 am to JamesonandTiger
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They obviously did something to get them in the cage that they aren't doing with this Mike...
I saw him eating ole miss the other day, why can't they just feed him some elephant's arse on 11/8, but put it in his cage, hmmmm,
"here kitty, kitty, come get some of this delicious elephant's arse, just for you...yummy for your tummy, just step right into this cage Kitty Kat"
That would work, maybe someone in vet skool can go over and prod the freakin handlers. I think they the ones that need the cattle prod, not Mikey...
Posted on 10/28/14 at 12:02 pm to LSUDonMCO
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Posted by LSUDonMCO I believe that it has gotten to the point where his handlers don't even try to get him in the CAGE. They just issue a press statement. Is there any video of them trying to get him in the CAGE?
The stupid is strong with this one.
I know for a fact that they work with mike all the time on loading. Getting in the trailer isnt so much the problem anymore. Mike freaks the frick out when he gets in there and it isnt good for his well being.
I love the tradition of mike being on the field and im bummed everytime he isnt out there, but the people who say its his "job" to be out there are dumb as shite.
Posted on 10/28/14 at 12:03 pm to theBru
Imagine the crowd if we were behind like last Saturday and he shows up in the 4th quarter.
Posted on 10/28/14 at 12:17 pm to ApexTiger
Put a picture of an elephant in there, he will jump in real quick.
Posted on 10/28/14 at 12:22 pm to rutiger
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but the people who say its his "job" to be out there are dumb as shite.
Why do we even have a tiger on campus? Oh yeah, he's our mascot. So yes, he is there on campus for the entertainment of the fans. Part of that entertainment should be to travel to the games right across the street.
Posted on 10/28/14 at 12:23 pm to ApexTiger
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park his Gage
What are you drinking your lunch?
Posted on 10/28/14 at 12:25 pm to ApexTiger
Tranq him to get him in the cage and cocaine to get him ready for the game 
Posted on 10/28/14 at 12:36 pm to rutiger
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I love the tradition of mike being on the field and im bummed everytime he isnt out there, but the people who say its his "job" to be out there are dumb as shite.
Oh he has a job, sit in habitat and look regal.
Thousands and thousands of happy Tiger fans that have seen regal tiger then walk 10 feet to gift shop and buy LSU licensed merchandise.
University makes MILLIONS.
LSU benefits in no way by forcing that cat into the cage, financially or from a public perception standpoint.
Posted on 10/28/14 at 12:39 pm to ApexTiger
Give him the Mr Ed treatment
Posted on 10/28/14 at 12:49 pm to JamesonandTiger
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Sooooo... What happened with previous Mikes? You mean to tell may they used to bring the cage close to them...open it up...and they would go right in?
I seem to recall that the Mike we had before this one was one of the most easy going tigers and he would actually walk right into the cage.
Posted on 10/28/14 at 12:50 pm to Celery
We should give Tony the truck stop tiger a shot at riding in the cage on gamedays. Mike gets to chill, Tony gets a field trip out of Grosse Tete and we get a tiger on the field. Everybody wins.
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