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re: This monster tried to eat me while I was mowing

Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:38 pm to
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13760 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:38 pm to
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I just can't fathom that a grown man living in LA has no idea what a garter snake is or looks like.


I didn't know they got that big...seriously

Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:39 pm to
quote:

Ankle vagina



Garter Snake??

eta:I walked out a few minutes ago and almost stepped on a little baby snake.I let it be.
This post was edited on 10/10/14 at 7:43 pm
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:41 pm to
They can get bigger than that
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68792 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:42 pm to
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he made me jump like a bitch when he bit my shoe

Oh yeah. Every time I see the snake I mentioned I shite my pants and get as far away as possible if he's not already doing the same.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171114 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:42 pm to
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he made me jump like a bitch when he bit my shoe


I probably wouldn't admit that.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68792 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:43 pm to
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I didn't know they got that big...seriously

The one we have is probably a foot and a half long and maybe two inches in circumference.
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13760 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:44 pm to
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I probably wouldn't admit that.


You would do the same damn thing if you didn't see him before..
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30618 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:46 pm to
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Adam4LSU



Next time post this on the "Outdoor Board." They have snake threads there all the time. There are way to many liberal tree hugging hippies here to post this on the OT.
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13760 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:47 pm to
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There are way to many liberal tree hugging hippies here to post this on the OT.


That was kind of the point. I wouldn't post this shite on the OD board
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167882 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:50 pm to
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Next time post this on the "Outdoor Board." They have snake threads there all the time. There are way to many liberal tree hugging hippies here to post this on the OT.



Nah...I bet even people on the OB know not to kill garter snakes or king snakes for that matter.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:51 pm to
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That was kind of the point. I wouldn't post this shite on the OD board



Because we would run your pussy arse off.
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13760 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:52 pm to
We have 2 yard cats that take care of most of the "rodents." I'm not worried about the snakes being killed off. If I don't kill them, I have to listen to my SO bitch anytime she sees one.
Posted by Five0
Member since Dec 2009
11354 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:52 pm to
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Did you seriously start a thread about a Garter snake?



Yes he did. He should replace that bottle of Woodford in his avatar with a bottle of Zima and a jolly rancher.
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13760 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:52 pm to
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Because we would run your pussy arse off.



God damn, baw...you is a BAD arse
Posted by stout
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Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:55 pm to
I still wouldn't kill king snakes since they can keep other venomous snakes away.
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13760 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

I still wouldn't kill king snakes since they can keep other venomous snakes away.



That's about the only snake I would keep around then..I haven't seen any around though. There has to be a nest of garters around..I've killed at least 12 of them since buying the house in June.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167882 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:58 pm to
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There has to be a nest of garters around..I've killed at least 12 of them since buying the house in June.


They are just that abundant.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68725 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:20 pm to
It's a deadly garter snake. Thank God you killed it. It's probably killed once and would likely kill again.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68725 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:26 pm to
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Man I'm terrified of snakes and hate them as much as the next man


I do not think it means what you think it means.
Posted by FAP SAM
Member since Sep 2014
2894 posts
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

it was viscous brah


Exactly how viscous was it?

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