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re: Massage Happy Endings

Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:58 am to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65144 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:58 am to
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in other news my wife is trying to find an asian spa where they will give us both happy endings at the same time.



Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14448 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 10:00 am to
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One place on airline as well.



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Posted by SallyWheeler
Member since Dec 2007
3226 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 10:01 am to
The whole "debate" was made in jest. Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11879 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 10:01 am to
I'll give your gf a happy ending, so it's even.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
83316 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 10:06 am to
No way that any legit massage place offers "happy endings".
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
25131 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 10:08 am to
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I have been getting professional massages at legit places for years. There was never a situation where it would happen. Never asked for and never offered.


This. They do occasionally graze your junk though when they are working the quads and hamstrings. When the girl is decent looking, it can be a little awkward when you get a semi. They couldn't care less I'm sure.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10076 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 10:08 am to
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No way that any legit massage place offers "happy endings".

Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 10:17 am to
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She would want a couples massage to prevent the possibility of me receiving a happy ending.

you mean to say she can't tell the difference between a legit massage parlor and the kind I go to? Wow.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66304 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 10:23 am to
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Help settle a debate I had with my girlfriend last night. Neither of us have ever gotten a professional massage before and are entertaining the idea. She would want a couples massage to prevent the possibility of me receiving a happy ending. My response is that thought is far fetched and doesn't normally happen in real life with professionals. What says the OT?

The whole "debate" was made in jest. Lighten up, Francis.


Spaulding, if so, you communicate poorly (see above).
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