Also have only seen the first episode. Didn't realize the second one was on until the last few minutes.

I find myself constantly ranking the utopians I hate the most, and the shows so crazy the ranking changes 2-4 times a show. Homeless ExCon was a quick #1, then Josh was being such a douchebag, even before he got all drunk. Then the flaky Cali chick. Now josh is being cool and nice.

The blow ups from Jersey Rob are getting old. I think he's going to be a problem soon.

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Posted by LSUBoo

Knoxville, TN

Member since Mar 2006

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Posted on 9/10/14 at 11:52 am to USMCTiger03

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The blow ups from Jersey Rob are getting old. I think he's going to be a problem soon.

That dude might actually be my least favorite. He adds nothing, except fodder for short jokes.

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Posted by CocomoLSU

Inside your dome.

Member since Feb 2004

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Posted on 9/10/14 at 11:53 am to USMCTiger03

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I find myself constantly ranking the utopians I hate the most

Then you'll enjoy this: Ranking the cast of Utopia, from shady to shadiest. Pretty solid read.

Some highlights:

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Jonathan is a Pentecostal pastor who has made it his business to baptize the rest of these sinners. When all the kids took their tops off and sat in Utopia’s lake, he turned his back and gently wept and begged the Lord to guard his thoughts. What are those thoughts, Jonathan? Are they shady as shite, Jonathan? I’m pretty sure you’re thinking about boobies, Jonathan. Enjoy your eternity in hell.

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Dave is fresh outta jail and was the first (of several people) to throw a temper tantrum. For sheer number of breakdowns, the opening 48 hours of Utopia rivals any full season of any reality series I’ve ever seen with the exception of Bad Girls Club, but Dave gets special points for kicking off the Bad Behavior Parade with a shrieking fit in the first 10 minutes of the show. The Utopians each brought a box of personal goods with them, they were told they could keep whatever they could fit into one big communal crate, and Dave went nuts about how his whole box would go in or none of it would go in, and it all got a little crazy. As of this writing, he's left the compound, I can only assume because of another hissy fit. Also, he pounced on Josh like a flying squirrel when Josh got super drunk, and even more damningly, he declared Red his BFF bestie for real bro. Quite a wagon to hitch your horse to, Dave.

And she won me over especially in the end when she goes off on the host and how much he sucks.