re: GMT: Saturday Edition

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1st thing I've ever taken that worked.

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Just be careful with it. The last time I had a shot of that was last year when I ended up in the ER due to a back problem. They gave me a shot of it before an MRI. While they were wheeling me down for the MRI, I was telling jokes and saying that the stuff should be legal and on the market.

The problem is that it often affects breathing. While I was in the MRI, I felt like an elephant was sitting on my chest. So, I became a coronary patient rather than a back patient. What a pain in the arse, being admitted overnight for something I told them had nothing to do with my heart.

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When I heard the Nurse say they were writing me that my head spun around like the Jerk's.

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This made me laugh.