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(infml. poll) - how merciful will your death be in the upcoming nuclear apclyps?
Posted on 8/9/14 at 1:24 am
Posted on 8/9/14 at 1:24 am
(informal poll) - how merciful will your death be in the upcoming nuclear apocalypse?
Use this map to find out!
LINK /
I'm in mid-city New Orleans. I'm betting the port of New Orleans gets a half a megaton?
That puts my family in the "air blast radius" - not in the fireball - but basically all buildings get knocked down and lots of fires and dead people. So it will be painful but not painful as in months - more like hours or days at the most.
Use this map to find out!
LINK /
I'm in mid-city New Orleans. I'm betting the port of New Orleans gets a half a megaton?
That puts my family in the "air blast radius" - not in the fireball - but basically all buildings get knocked down and lots of fires and dead people. So it will be painful but not painful as in months - more like hours or days at the most.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 1:38 am to SpidermanTUba
Your posts get worse and worse
Posted on 8/9/14 at 5:45 am to SpidermanTUba
quote:is this similar to the drug screening process for welfare recipients?
(infml. poll)
Posted on 8/9/14 at 6:23 am to SpidermanTUba
As merciful as a fat mushy butt closet gaybe catching the aids from espns isolation cam on Michael sam's arse
Posted on 8/9/14 at 7:11 am to drexyl
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is this similar to the drug screening process for welfare recipients?
Not in Florida.
Unless you consider having to pay for your own test every time you apply for welfare to be an informal poll.
I guess a lot of you folks live in BR. Exxon and the string of petro-chemical plants along the river should ensure complete destruction.
This post was edited on 8/9/14 at 7:12 am
Posted on 8/9/14 at 7:19 am to SpidermanTUba
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I'm in mid-city New Orleans.
So, in other words, the neighborhood has gone to shite.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 7:20 am to SpidermanTUba
Dropped in the center of Houston (1000 kilotons) looks like I'm good. When I hear and see the explosion I better get my arse to the hill country though assuming I am at home. At work may be a bit more difficult.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 8:39 am to SpidermanTUba
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guess a lot of you folks live in BR. Exxon and the string of petro-chemical plants along the river should ensure complete destruction.
Nahh.... its folks like you that are ensuring our complete destruction
Posted on 8/9/14 at 8:46 am to SpidermanTUba
I love this site thanks spidy.
stupid thread but great website.
Note: I will probably end up living and working the the rural parts of Louisiana so I think I would be far enough away from the blasts to survive the initial strikes, but the fall out would probably kill me.
than again, between baton rouge and new orleans are all of the chemical plants that may be a target of some of the small nukes.
I currently live in NOLA. I would likely die if it happened there.
stupid thread but great website.
Note: I will probably end up living and working the the rural parts of Louisiana so I think I would be far enough away from the blasts to survive the initial strikes, but the fall out would probably kill me.
than again, between baton rouge and new orleans are all of the chemical plants that may be a target of some of the small nukes.
I currently live in NOLA. I would likely die if it happened there.
This post was edited on 8/9/14 at 8:47 am
Posted on 8/9/14 at 8:53 am to catholictigerfan
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but the fall out would probably kill me.
You'll be OK if there aren't any real targets to the SW of you. Dig a hole and stay in it for 8 days. You'll be fine.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 8:58 am to SpidermanTUba
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I'm in mid-city New Orleans
Had lunch at Parkway Bakery last week. You should have come by.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 8:59 am to son of arlo
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You'll be OK if there aren't any real targets to the SW of you.
Might be true as far as fallout is concerned but we're close enough the initial blast would knock our house down and maybe set it on fire.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 9:00 am to SpidermanTUba
Spidey, didn't you get the memo? Sen Fienstien is ready to fight. Now!
“Inaction is no longer an option,” according to Feinstein.
Read more: LINK
Follow us: @thehill on Twitter | TheHill on Facebook
The Dems won't have Bush to blame this time.
LINK
They gave gutted the military and now they are ready to fight.
“Inaction is no longer an option,” according to Feinstein.
Read more: LINK
Follow us: @thehill on Twitter | TheHill on Facebook
The Dems won't have Bush to blame this time.
LINK
They gave gutted the military and now they are ready to fight.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 9:01 am to catholictigerfan
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Note: I will probably end up living and working the the rural parts of Louisiana so I think I would be far enough away from the blasts to survive the initial strikes, but the fall out would probably kill me.
If you survive fallout the real question then is will the nuclear winter kill you eventually anyway? Fallout might be preferable to slow starvation. You'll probably want about 25 years worth of food stored to have a decent shot of making it through.
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than again, between baton rouge and new orleans are all of the chemical plants that may be a target of some of the small nukes.
The way some of those places are run I'm surprised they don't all just go up in flames all by themselves.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 9:05 am to SpidermanTUba
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You'll probably want about 25 years worth of food stored to have a decent shot of making it through.
And some mineshafts plus a female/male ratio of ~10-1. We could quickly rebuild and there would only be a mild nostalgia about the old days.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 9:12 am to SpidermanTUba
Will the EBT cards work after a nuclear attack?
Starvation would be a slow painful death.
I'm, pretty safe in East Tennessee. Atlanta and Charlotte would be the most appealing targets closest to me. The prevailing wind would take the radiation cloud away. Hope Putin uses a neutron bomb so I can have my pick of the fancy cars and loot left by you inner city folks.
Starvation would be a slow painful death.
I'm, pretty safe in East Tennessee. Atlanta and Charlotte would be the most appealing targets closest to me. The prevailing wind would take the radiation cloud away. Hope Putin uses a neutron bomb so I can have my pick of the fancy cars and loot left by you inner city folks.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 11:16 am to SpidermanTUba
This was the standard reference when I was learning nuclear weapons targeting. The Effects of Nuclear Weapons Check out Chapter XII, but the bottom line is that there are too many variables involved to say with any certainty what your likely outcome is. One thing is fairly certain if you live in New Orleans, your chances of underground shelter are very low.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 12:05 pm to SpidermanTUba
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The way some of those places are run I'm surprised they don't all just go up in flames all by themselves.
yeah probably.
People along bayou lafourche would probably be safe from the fall out and initial blast. But they would probably die in the nuclear winter after the blasts.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 12:11 pm to SpidermanTUba
I guess it depends on what size bomb they use and how many they get thru our star wars defense system. Reagan hooked us up!! Believe that!!! I live about mid way between Barksdale and the Little Rock Air Force base. Not to mention Lockhead, aerojet, and general dynamics have plants in Camden. Don't figure it's a primary or secondary target. But if bombs are left for shits and giggles, I figure they get it too. Not to mention two refineries within a few miles of my house.
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