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re: How do I pick up chicks in Europe?

Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:37 am to
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:37 am to
go to poland and ask if they would like to sample your johnsonville brawt
Posted by PhiTiger1764
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Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:40 am to
Went to Europe in May, the only success our group had was with American chicks studying abroad or travelling like we were. The foreigners were not bout this American dong.
Posted by mostbesttigerfanever
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Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:45 am to
be direct. be very direct but not insulting.

you WILL succeed
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:49 am to
Offer to buy them coffee. If they say "no", ask them if they'd like anything else hot and black in 'em.

Works like a charm for the brothas.

If that fails, prostitution is legal in all the places you named.
Posted by Iona Fan Man
Member since Jan 2006
27462 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:52 am to
you have to have flair when you are around other cultures


in most of america, we are a melting pot, unless you are in an incest area like Denham Springs....pretty much everyone looks unique. All the blends of ancestry add variables that create unique facial features, eye/hair colors, heights, weights, etc.

when everyone is unique, they don't need "style" to set themselves apart.

but when you visit other countries, you'll start to see that their are only a couple dozen or so models of people that seemed to have been cloned by the millions.

When this happens, people have to have flair/style to set themselves apart. This then becomes the "norm" of that society. And you have to be either so uniquely attractive to garner attention, or you have to mimic a style that is currently considered attractive.
Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
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Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:56 am to
PublicAgent those European sluts.
Posted by NOFOX
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
9975 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 12:03 pm to
Be attractive and be wealthy. Also buy a lot of drinks for everyone.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 7/1/14 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

How do I pick up chicks in Europe?




quote:

I am going to Amsterdam



If you don't get laid here then there is no hope for you.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17661 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 12:11 pm to
Watch the movie Eurotrip...take lots of notes...Scotty doesn't know
Posted by Phat Phil
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Posted on 7/1/14 at 12:12 pm to
X-small Affliction/Tap-out T-shirt
Posted by CajunBandit
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 7/1/14 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

How do I pick up chicks in Europe?
By the ankles with a chain hoist. Source: the Hostel series of movies.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
30182 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 12:14 pm to
Don't bathe.

Eurotrash goes for the "earthy" types.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
30326 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 12:27 pm to
Tell them that you refuse to wear rubbers and that you never pull out, ladies love that shite.

Posted by blackmouth
God's Country
Member since May 2014
387 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 12:30 pm to
Nope, just a good southern accent and fine manners.
Posted by fishfighter
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Posted on 7/1/14 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

How do I pick up chicks in Europe?


Easy. Hold out a hundred dollar bill. Young people .
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