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re: How do I pick up chicks in Europe?
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:37 am to NawlinsTigah270
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:37 am to NawlinsTigah270
go to poland and ask if they would like to sample your johnsonville brawt
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:40 am to NawlinsTigah270
Went to Europe in May, the only success our group had was with American chicks studying abroad or travelling like we were. The foreigners were not bout this American dong.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:45 am to NawlinsTigah270
be direct. be very direct but not insulting.
you WILL succeed
you WILL succeed
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:49 am to NawlinsTigah270
Offer to buy them coffee. If they say "no", ask them if they'd like anything else hot and black in 'em.
Works like a charm for the brothas.
If that fails, prostitution is legal in all the places you named.
Works like a charm for the brothas.
If that fails, prostitution is legal in all the places you named.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:52 am to NawlinsTigah270
you have to have flair when you are around other cultures
in most of america, we are a melting pot, unless you are in an incest area like Denham Springs....pretty much everyone looks unique. All the blends of ancestry add variables that create unique facial features, eye/hair colors, heights, weights, etc.
when everyone is unique, they don't need "style" to set themselves apart.
but when you visit other countries, you'll start to see that their are only a couple dozen or so models of people that seemed to have been cloned by the millions.
When this happens, people have to have flair/style to set themselves apart. This then becomes the "norm" of that society. And you have to be either so uniquely attractive to garner attention, or you have to mimic a style that is currently considered attractive.
in most of america, we are a melting pot, unless you are in an incest area like Denham Springs....pretty much everyone looks unique. All the blends of ancestry add variables that create unique facial features, eye/hair colors, heights, weights, etc.
when everyone is unique, they don't need "style" to set themselves apart.
but when you visit other countries, you'll start to see that their are only a couple dozen or so models of people that seemed to have been cloned by the millions.
When this happens, people have to have flair/style to set themselves apart. This then becomes the "norm" of that society. And you have to be either so uniquely attractive to garner attention, or you have to mimic a style that is currently considered attractive.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:56 am to NawlinsTigah270
PublicAgent those European sluts.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 12:03 pm to NawlinsTigah270
Be attractive and be wealthy. Also buy a lot of drinks for everyone.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 12:03 pm to NawlinsTigah270
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How do I pick up chicks in Europe?
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I am going to Amsterdam
If you don't get laid here then there is no hope for you.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 12:11 pm to NawlinsTigah270
Watch the movie Eurotrip...take lots of notes...Scotty doesn't know
Posted on 7/1/14 at 12:12 pm to NawlinsTigah270
X-small Affliction/Tap-out T-shirt
Posted on 7/1/14 at 12:13 pm to NawlinsTigah270
quote:By the ankles with a chain hoist. Source: the Hostel series of movies.
How do I pick up chicks in Europe?
Posted on 7/1/14 at 12:14 pm to NawlinsTigah270
Don't bathe.
Eurotrash goes for the "earthy" types.
Eurotrash goes for the "earthy" types.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 12:27 pm to NawlinsTigah270
Tell them that you refuse to wear rubbers and that you never pull out, ladies love that shite.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 12:30 pm to NawlinsTigah270
Nope, just a good southern accent and fine manners.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 2:15 pm to NawlinsTigah270
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How do I pick up chicks in Europe?
Easy. Hold out a hundred dollar bill. Young people .
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