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If u had to live in a retirement community, is The Villages in Florida the spot?
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:35 pm
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Ten women to every man a black market in Viagra, and a 'thriving swingers scene': Welcome to The Villages, Florida, where the elderly residents down Sex on the Square cocktail in 'honor' of woman, 68, arrested for public sex with toyboy
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The Villages in Florida is the world's largest retirement community and has a reputation for naughty behavior
Peggy Klemm, 68, was arrested for having drunken public sex in the square with toyboy 19 years her junior
Four days before her arrest she'd been put on probation for drunk driving her golf cart
Local bar has made a $3.75 Sex on the Square cocktail in honor of Peggy, who is married to wheelchair bound husband
MailOnline went undercover in The Villages and found a thriving swingers scene, a black market in Viagra
Dubbed Disney World for old people, there are 10 women to every man and their antics would make Mickey Mouse blush
Resident Belinda Beard, 62, said: 'All of the women work hard to look good... Turn your back for a minute and someone will try to steal your husband'
Swimming in cheap booze and sunshine 'every night is Saturday night'
One of its most infamous residents was a retired biology teacher who called his manhood Mr Midnight
Where accidents happen: The residents have free sex, safe in the knowledge that they can't get pregnant. But there are exceptions to this rule. One resident became a father at 50 when his wife was 55
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Doctors told Blechman there were more cases of herpes than in Miami and the rates for sexually transmitted diseases were amongst the highest in America.
'Every night is Saturday night in The Villages. And who’s going to get pregnant?' he said.
But accidents occasionally happen. Phil Harper – at 50 one of The Villages younger residents – unexpectedly became a father five years ago.
'My daughter was conceived at the 19th hole on the golf course,' he said, slugging back a beer as he sat on a bench outside a gift shop. 'It was the last thing I expected – same for my wife. She’s five years older than me.
'I’ve lived in New Orleans and Key West – but The Villages is wilder than either of them. It’s Disney for adults. I was living nearby when I discovered The Villages – I’m one of the 20 per cent of under 55s allowed to live here.
'The older women throw themselves at the men and sex in public happens a lot. This place is just awesome.'
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Yet chat to the locals and there appears to be an abundance of old folks flouting the law – grumpy old men have even had fights with walking sticks over girlfriends.
One ageing romeo shoved a rival into a water feature dubbed the Fountain of Youth and another reportedly lost his dentures after being punched in the face by a furious husband.
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Police cruises patrol the squares at night – yet MailOnline watched numerous old folk lurching out of bars and into their golf carts.
On several occasions I smelt the pungent aroma of strong marijuana and locals boasted of a black market in Viagra.
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Married Peggy is too embarrassed to sample the cocktail named in her honor yet – but patrons promise she’ll get a standing ovation when she next shows up.
The pretty blonde scored something of a first at The Villages - a giant Florida retirement complex of 100,000 people.
Dozens of couples have been caught copulating outdoors before but police rarely issue more than a warning for fear of mucking up the area’s low crime figures.
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:36 pm to SPEEDY
gross
i bet STDs are rampant. old people don't care
i bet STDs are rampant. old people don't care
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:37 pm to SPEEDY
I almost bought property in there to rent out in 2002. I wish I would have
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:38 pm to Choctaw
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i bet STDs are rampant. old people don't care
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there were more cases of herpes than in Miami and the rates for sexually transmitted diseases were amongst the highest in America.
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:39 pm to arseinclarse
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Phil Harper – at 50 one of The Villages younger residents – unexpectedly became a father five years ago.
'My daughter was conceived at the 19th hole on the golf course,' he said, slugging back a beer as he sat on a bench outside a gift shop. 'It was the last thing I expected – same for my wife. She’s five years older than me.
'I’ve lived in New Orleans and Key West – but The Villages is wilder than either of them. It’s Disney for adults. I was living nearby when I discovered The Villages – I’m one of the 20 per cent of under 55s allowed to live here.
'The older women throw themselves at the men and sex in public happens a lot. This place is just awesome.'
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:42 pm to Choctaw
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i bet STDs are rampant. old people don't care
congrats on not reading the OP
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:42 pm to SPEEDY
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'I’ve lived in New Orleans and Key West – but The Villages is wilder than either of them.
50 pages
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:44 pm to SPEEDY
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SPEEDY
sorry....i got nauseous and didnt finish reading
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:48 pm to SPEEDY
I used to drink with an older guy after work...he passed away 3-4 years ago around age 80. He had a boat that used to take the waitresses out on and they'd all get trashed. He told me that he never expected anything out of them, but at his age getting drunk with some college girls in bikinis was pretty damn cool. That sounds like good way to live out your latter years.
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:49 pm to SPEEDY
Free golf and STDs? Selling my house tomorrow
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:52 pm to SPEEDY
La Boca Vista or bust......
a nut!
a nut!
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:54 pm to SPEEDY
Florida's "friendliest" hometown
Posted on 6/16/14 at 4:01 pm to SPEEDY
that's gotta be like frickin dust
Posted on 6/16/14 at 4:02 pm to BLIZZAKE7
Walt goes to the Villages for Spring Break.
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