- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: Does anyone on here know "Rooster" who probably drowned Friday?
Posted on 6/10/14 at 9:45 pm to Ghostfacedistiller
Posted on 6/10/14 at 9:45 pm to Ghostfacedistiller
1
Posted on 6/10/14 at 10:25 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
Cockburn?
Use lotion.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 12:21 am to Mie2cents
Looks like his chickens have come home to Rooster.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 12:24 am to The Boat
I think he needed a bigger you
Posted on 6/11/14 at 12:38 am to BRgetthenet
quote:
17 lbs of undigested red meat found in his autopsy.
quote:
People love to talk about how "John Wayne died with 40 pounds of impacted feces in his colon." The guy on that colon cleanse infomercial says it, the guy down the street from me says it, go to a cocktail party and within ten minutes someone says it. John Wayne died over 30 years ago, yet people still can't let go of his impacted feces.
And people talk about it with such utter contempt, they sneer as they callously remark, "Did you know that John Wayne died with 40 pounds of impacted feces in his colon? Disgusting!" Or when someone famous dies, some idiot always has to say, "Well, at least he/she didn't die like John Wayne, he died with 40 pound of impacted feces in his colon."
No, here's the truth about John Wayne and his colon full of impacted feces. John Wayne suffered for months with severe pain before dying of cancer. So because of that, he was taking large doses of pain medication. Now, one of the side effects of pain medication is constipation. Right, so of course John Wayne died with 40 pounds of impacted feces in his colon, he was so constipated from pain medication. What? Do you suppose he should've stopped eating? No, you can't, you got cancer, you need your strength.
Just take a Tylenol 3 sometime, that's has codeine in it, see if you don't get impacted feces, see if you don't blow out an o-ring your next bowel movement. Because I guarantee, if you take even one Tylenol 3, the next bowel movement you take won't be a smooth move, Ex Lax.
So please leave John Wayne and his colon be, let them rest in peace. I've wanted to say these things for a long time. I hope this answered some questions. Thanks for your time.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 7:01 am to Ghostfacedistiller
quote:
You know, bout this time last year I started listening to Alice in Chains after a very long hiatus. Found a couple of CDs from the 90s. They are freakin awesome.
They were pretty huge and well-received but I still think even in light of that they are underrated. People say Nirvana was grunge. Naw, man. Nirvana was a punk/grunge fusion. Alice in Chains was GRUNGE.
To quote another of their jams with relevance to this thread
"In the darkest hole, you'd be well advised not to plan my funeral 'fore the body dies, yeahhhhh."
Posted on 6/11/14 at 7:32 am to link
quote:
ya know he ain't gonna die
Ain't found a way to kill him yet.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 9:00 am to purplengold4lyf
quote:
quote:
thinking Rooster is by Nine Inch Nails
that is hilariously pathetic
b b b but they were both cool in the 90s.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 9:01 am to Mie2cents
Darwin award finalist right here
Posted on 6/11/14 at 9:32 am to Cooter Davenport
quote:
They were pretty huge and well-received but I still think even in light of that they are underrated. People say Nirvana was grunge. Naw, man. Nirvana was a punk/grunge fusion. Alice in Chains was GRUNGE.
To quote another of their jams with relevance to this thread
"In the darkest hole, you'd be well advised not to plan my funeral 'fore the body dies, yeahhhhh."
Don't get wrong, I'm not saying they were some under the radar indy band. They were my CDs I've owned for I guess about 20 years. I was a big fan. I'm just saying I haven't really listened to AIC in a long time and they're better than I remember.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 9:49 am to Ghostfacedistiller
quote:
Advocate Article
quote:
urner said Guy had been canoeing back and forth across the river for several weeks. He didn’t own a car and usually biked most places he went, Turner said.
It's pretty pathetic that there are no options for people to get across the river without a car. EBR and WBR need to work together on a bus option to get over the river.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 9:53 am to BottomlandBrew
quote:
It's pretty pathetic that there are no options for people to get across the river without a car. EBR and WBR need to work together on a bus option to get over the river.
Agreed. I understand the age of the bridges but plenty of other places with large bodies of water can figure this out. All goes back to a lack of centralized planning.
This post was edited on 6/11/14 at 9:55 am
Posted on 6/11/14 at 9:57 am to BottomlandBrew
quote:
It's pretty pathetic that there are no options for people to get across the river without a car.
Uh, ... walk over the bridge???
Posted on 6/11/14 at 10:04 am to Redbone
quote:Illegal, dangerous, and almost impossible to do with a bike
Uh, ... walk over the bridge???
Posted on 6/11/14 at 10:07 am to Redbone
Does the Plaquemine Ferry allow walk-on riders?
There's always the option that residents have been using lately in New Orleans...
ATV Crossing High Rise Bridge in New Orleans
There's always the option that residents have been using lately in New Orleans...
ATV Crossing High Rise Bridge in New Orleans
This post was edited on 6/11/14 at 10:09 am
Posted on 6/11/14 at 10:21 am to Shexter
quote:
Does the Plaquemine Ferry allow walk-on riders?
Maybe, but it's 30 miles out of the way, so it doesn't do much good for people in BR or Port Allen.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 10:32 am to Shexter
quote:
Does the Plaquemine Ferry allow walk-on riders?
Sure. We've taken our bikes across on it several times, from Baton Rouge.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 10:32 am to BottomlandBrew
quote:
EBR and WBR need to work together on a bus option to get over the river.
Realistically, a pedestrian ferry (like Algiers) would probably be smarter, and tie together with buses on each side. Work with the riverboat people, maybe?
Posted on 6/11/14 at 8:57 pm to Mie2cents
Hearing they found this guys body this evening on the bank of the river!
Posted on 6/11/14 at 9:01 pm to Mie2cents
quote:
ya know he ain't gonna die
quote:
Classic. 9I N
Layne Staley is rolling over in his grave.
Page 3 of 4
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News