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How to Survive the Soccer Board
Posted on 6/4/14 at 6:51 pm
Posted on 6/4/14 at 6:51 pm
THE FIRST COMMANDMENT OF THE SOCCER BOARD
No scores in thread titles. None. Whatsoever. It doesn't matter what time of day the match is being played. The founders and veterans have etched this in stone. Don't ever put a score in the thread title. At all. Ever. Period. End of discussion.
_________________________________________________
TERMS/LINGO/INSIDE JOKES
Soccer Terms
Pitch: The soccer field.
Kit: Uniform. Includes shirt, shorts, boots, socks, etc.
Stoppage Time / Injury Time: Since the upwards-counting clock constantly runs in soccer, time is not stopped for injuries or lengthy dead balls. At the end of the 45 minutes each half, the referee adds extra minutes to the clock to make up for lost time. This is not an exact time unlike other sports, and the end of the half is all up to the referee.
Offside: Not "offsides." No "s." A rather confusing rule for beginners. In the most basic terms, the receiver of a pass cannot be closer to the goal than the ball and the second-to-last defender (the goalkeeper usually is the last defender) when the ball is initially touched. The rule gets murky whenever you have to decide whether an offside player, even if the pass wasn't intended for him, is "actively involved" in the play.
Corner / Corner Kick: If the ball goes out of bounds past the goal line and the defending team was the last one to touch it, the offensive team gets to play it back into play by crossing the ball from the corner of the field. This is where you see headed goalscoring opportunities.
Cross: A lofted pass that usually goals toward the front of the goal for headers. Crosses are usually played from the wings.
Free Kick: Whenever a foul is committed outside the penalty box (more on that below), the team who was fouled restarts play by kicking the ball from the spot of the foul, without any defensive pressure on the kicker.
Penalty / Pen: Whenever a player is fouled inside the goalkeeper's 18-yard box or there is a handball call inside the 18-yard box, the offensive team is awarded a direct kick from 12 yards out, one-on-one with the goalkeeper.
Tifo: Large fan displays before games. Usually a large sign, several large signs, or widespread card displays.
American Terms
USMNT: The United States Men's National Team. The Yanks. Rapists of the Hex. You will be cheering for them in Brazil.
Klinsi / Jurgy: Jurgen Klinsmann. Former German star, current USMNT manager. Doing a lot to grow the game in the United States. I'm sure he has nicknames I'm forgetting.
Germaricans: Nickname given to the half-German/half-American players on the USMNT. These include Jermaine Jones, Timmy Chandler, Fabian Johnson and Julian Green. Born to German mothers and American military fathers. FIFA rules let these players with dual-citizenship through their parents pick who they want to play for, and these guys made the right choice. Klinsmann has recruited several of these guys.
Deuce: Clint Dempsey. Rapper. USMNT captain. American hero. Creator of Deuce Face. Played in the EPL, now tears it up for Seattle. Don't tread.
Josmer / Young Josmer: Jozy Altidore. USMNT forward. Coming off a dreadful year at Sunderland in the English Premier League. Seems to turn up the goalscoring when he's playing for the USMNT.
Baby Bradley / BB / Lex Luthor: Michael Bradley. Former European-trotting midfielder, now Toronto FC workhorse. The greatest player in North America. His dad was the coach.
Timmy / Timmay: Tim Howard. USMNT and Everton goalkeeper.
Aron Bacon: Aron Johannsson. Plays for AZ in Holland and is a newer USMNT forward. Born in Mobile, Alabama. Pissed off Iceland, suited up for America. He looks like Kevin Bacon. Plays for AZ in Holland.
Wondo: Chris Wondolowski (or Wondowlowski, if you prefer). San Jose Earthquakes striker who went on a ridiculous scoring streak for club and country over the last year. The poachiest poacher who ever poached.
San Zusi: Graham Zusi. USMNT and Sporting Kansas City midfielder. He scored a late header for the USMNT that basically sent Mexico to the World Cup. (Turn on the English subtitles on that YouTube link to see how the Mexican announcer trashes Mexico while praising the USMNT.)
BeckerDreads: Kyle Beckerman. Veteran USMNT and Real Salt Lake midfielder. Has dreadlocks. His stock has rose for the most part in the eyes of the SB under Klinsmann.
DMB / Run DMB: DeMarcus Beasley. Veteran USMNT midfielder who has found a new role as a defender under Klinsmann. He could absolutely fly in his prime, and he still has speed for a four-time World Cupper, the first in American history.
JAB: John Anthony Brooks. German-American defender who looks to be the future of the position at center back.
Fab: Fabian Johnson. German-American defender who can just flat-out play soccer. Pushing up, defending, passing...he's in inspired form right now.
Jermaine Jones: USMNT defensive midfielder with a tendency to roam and a greater tendency to cut you completely in half with a slide tackle. Plays for Besiktas in Turkey after a long tenure at Schalke 04 in Germany.
Alejandro Bedoya: Colombian-American winger and attacking midfielder for USMNT and French side Nantes. Had a great season abroad and a few good friendlies in the buildup to the World Cup.
Mix Diskerud: The second-most beautiful midfielder in the American pool. Half-Norwegian, so he's basically a Nordic god. Plays for Rosenborg in the country of his birth.
Julian Green: Just turned 19 years old. Forward/winger who was born in Tampa, Florida, but grew up in Germany. He plays for Bayern Munich's reserve team and has featured in a Champions League match for the German giants. There's a ton of hype surrounding this guy.
Matt Besler: Sporting Kansas City center back who could be a starter in Brazil. Former MLS Defender of the Year who has seen his stock explode during this cycle.
Omar Gonzalez: Los Angeles Galaxy center back who was going to be a starter in Brazil, but some poor performances and an injury have slowed him down. Perennial MLS All-Star.
DeAndre Yedlin: Young guy, plays for the Seattle Sounders. Homegrown talent from Washington who has a lot of potential, especially with his attacking skills as a right back.
Geoff Cameron: He's played center back and right back for club (Stoke City) and country (the USA, duh). Versatile defender who should have a starting spot in Brazil.
Brad Davis: Old guy. Left foot. Houston.
Brad Guzan: Bald backup goalkeeper who plays for Aston Villa. The future starter, most likely, for the USMNT.
Nick Rimando: Third goalkeeper on the team, plays for Real Salt Lake. Hopefully you'll never see him in Brazil.
Dos a Cero: "Two to zero." This is a common scoreline for USMNT wins over Mexico in recent years, ensuring America's spot on top of North American soccer.
GAM: Eddie Johnson. When asked which video games he played, he responded, "I don’t play video games. I’m a grown-arse man." Won't be at the World Cup.
StuHawk / StuBear: Stu Holden. USMNT and Bolton midfielder. The Soccer Board's favorite man crush. Has the worst injury luck of anyone on the planet. Won't be at the World Cup.
LandyCakes / LandyShades / Cakes / Lando: Landon Donovan. Greatest player in USMNT history. Hates Mexicans. He's somehow not at the World Cup.
No scores in thread titles. None. Whatsoever. It doesn't matter what time of day the match is being played. The founders and veterans have etched this in stone. Don't ever put a score in the thread title. At all. Ever. Period. End of discussion.
_________________________________________________
TERMS/LINGO/INSIDE JOKES
Soccer Terms
Pitch: The soccer field.
Kit: Uniform. Includes shirt, shorts, boots, socks, etc.
Stoppage Time / Injury Time: Since the upwards-counting clock constantly runs in soccer, time is not stopped for injuries or lengthy dead balls. At the end of the 45 minutes each half, the referee adds extra minutes to the clock to make up for lost time. This is not an exact time unlike other sports, and the end of the half is all up to the referee.
Offside: Not "offsides." No "s." A rather confusing rule for beginners. In the most basic terms, the receiver of a pass cannot be closer to the goal than the ball and the second-to-last defender (the goalkeeper usually is the last defender) when the ball is initially touched. The rule gets murky whenever you have to decide whether an offside player, even if the pass wasn't intended for him, is "actively involved" in the play.
Corner / Corner Kick: If the ball goes out of bounds past the goal line and the defending team was the last one to touch it, the offensive team gets to play it back into play by crossing the ball from the corner of the field. This is where you see headed goalscoring opportunities.
Cross: A lofted pass that usually goals toward the front of the goal for headers. Crosses are usually played from the wings.
Free Kick: Whenever a foul is committed outside the penalty box (more on that below), the team who was fouled restarts play by kicking the ball from the spot of the foul, without any defensive pressure on the kicker.
Penalty / Pen: Whenever a player is fouled inside the goalkeeper's 18-yard box or there is a handball call inside the 18-yard box, the offensive team is awarded a direct kick from 12 yards out, one-on-one with the goalkeeper.
Tifo: Large fan displays before games. Usually a large sign, several large signs, or widespread card displays.
American Terms
USMNT: The United States Men's National Team. The Yanks. Rapists of the Hex. You will be cheering for them in Brazil.
Klinsi / Jurgy: Jurgen Klinsmann. Former German star, current USMNT manager. Doing a lot to grow the game in the United States. I'm sure he has nicknames I'm forgetting.
Germaricans: Nickname given to the half-German/half-American players on the USMNT. These include Jermaine Jones, Timmy Chandler, Fabian Johnson and Julian Green. Born to German mothers and American military fathers. FIFA rules let these players with dual-citizenship through their parents pick who they want to play for, and these guys made the right choice. Klinsmann has recruited several of these guys.
Deuce: Clint Dempsey. Rapper. USMNT captain. American hero. Creator of Deuce Face. Played in the EPL, now tears it up for Seattle. Don't tread.
Josmer / Young Josmer: Jozy Altidore. USMNT forward. Coming off a dreadful year at Sunderland in the English Premier League. Seems to turn up the goalscoring when he's playing for the USMNT.
Baby Bradley / BB / Lex Luthor: Michael Bradley. Former European-trotting midfielder, now Toronto FC workhorse. The greatest player in North America. His dad was the coach.
Timmy / Timmay: Tim Howard. USMNT and Everton goalkeeper.
Aron Bacon: Aron Johannsson. Plays for AZ in Holland and is a newer USMNT forward. Born in Mobile, Alabama. Pissed off Iceland, suited up for America. He looks like Kevin Bacon. Plays for AZ in Holland.
Wondo: Chris Wondolowski (or Wondowlowski, if you prefer). San Jose Earthquakes striker who went on a ridiculous scoring streak for club and country over the last year. The poachiest poacher who ever poached.
San Zusi: Graham Zusi. USMNT and Sporting Kansas City midfielder. He scored a late header for the USMNT that basically sent Mexico to the World Cup. (Turn on the English subtitles on that YouTube link to see how the Mexican announcer trashes Mexico while praising the USMNT.)
BeckerDreads: Kyle Beckerman. Veteran USMNT and Real Salt Lake midfielder. Has dreadlocks. His stock has rose for the most part in the eyes of the SB under Klinsmann.
DMB / Run DMB: DeMarcus Beasley. Veteran USMNT midfielder who has found a new role as a defender under Klinsmann. He could absolutely fly in his prime, and he still has speed for a four-time World Cupper, the first in American history.
JAB: John Anthony Brooks. German-American defender who looks to be the future of the position at center back.
Fab: Fabian Johnson. German-American defender who can just flat-out play soccer. Pushing up, defending, passing...he's in inspired form right now.
Jermaine Jones: USMNT defensive midfielder with a tendency to roam and a greater tendency to cut you completely in half with a slide tackle. Plays for Besiktas in Turkey after a long tenure at Schalke 04 in Germany.
Alejandro Bedoya: Colombian-American winger and attacking midfielder for USMNT and French side Nantes. Had a great season abroad and a few good friendlies in the buildup to the World Cup.
Mix Diskerud: The second-most beautiful midfielder in the American pool. Half-Norwegian, so he's basically a Nordic god. Plays for Rosenborg in the country of his birth.
Julian Green: Just turned 19 years old. Forward/winger who was born in Tampa, Florida, but grew up in Germany. He plays for Bayern Munich's reserve team and has featured in a Champions League match for the German giants. There's a ton of hype surrounding this guy.
Matt Besler: Sporting Kansas City center back who could be a starter in Brazil. Former MLS Defender of the Year who has seen his stock explode during this cycle.
Omar Gonzalez: Los Angeles Galaxy center back who was going to be a starter in Brazil, but some poor performances and an injury have slowed him down. Perennial MLS All-Star.
DeAndre Yedlin: Young guy, plays for the Seattle Sounders. Homegrown talent from Washington who has a lot of potential, especially with his attacking skills as a right back.
Geoff Cameron: He's played center back and right back for club (Stoke City) and country (the USA, duh). Versatile defender who should have a starting spot in Brazil.
Brad Davis: Old guy. Left foot. Houston.
Brad Guzan: Bald backup goalkeeper who plays for Aston Villa. The future starter, most likely, for the USMNT.
Nick Rimando: Third goalkeeper on the team, plays for Real Salt Lake. Hopefully you'll never see him in Brazil.
Dos a Cero: "Two to zero." This is a common scoreline for USMNT wins over Mexico in recent years, ensuring America's spot on top of North American soccer.
GAM: Eddie Johnson. When asked which video games he played, he responded, "I don’t play video games. I’m a grown-arse man." Won't be at the World Cup.
StuHawk / StuBear: Stu Holden. USMNT and Bolton midfielder. The Soccer Board's favorite man crush. Has the worst injury luck of anyone on the planet. Won't be at the World Cup.
LandyCakes / LandyShades / Cakes / Lando: Landon Donovan. Greatest player in USMNT history. Hates Mexicans. He's somehow not at the World Cup.
This post was edited on 6/12/14 at 6:44 am
Posted on 6/4/14 at 6:51 pm to WarSlamEagle
2014 WORLD CUP
Format: 32 teams are divided into eight groups of four. The groups play a round-robin with the top two teams advancing to the knockout stage. Matches are 90 minutes and there can be ties/draws in the group stage. In the single-elimination knockout stage, ties are settled in a 30-minute extra time period. If it's still tied after the 90 minutes, we go to a penalty kick shootout. England will most likely lose one of these shootouts.
Group A
Brazil: The hosts of the 2014 World Cup. Defeated Spain at the Confederations Cup, the preview mini-tournament held every year before the World Cup. Brazil is known for its attractive style of football and the most World Cup titles of all-time. Players to watch are Neymar, Oscar, David Luiz and MLS's own Julio Cesar.
Croatia: Back at the World Cup after missing out in 2010. Expected to be the second-place team out of Group A, behind Brazil. Solid midfield with an under-the-radar defense. Players to watch are Luka Modric, Mario Mandzukic and Dejan Lovren.
Cameroon: Has qualified for the World Cup more than any other African nation, but rarely gets past group stage. They have a few stars but some question marks...and problems with their own federation. Players to watch are Samuel Eto'o, Alex Song and Stephane M'bia.
Mexico: Pure evil. Pure garbage. Pure waste of space. Hendo gave us a Pulitzer-winning World Cup preview of Mexico here.
Group B
Spain: Defending World Cup champions and back-to-back defending European champions. Spain will pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass and pass some more. And then they will probably beat you. They do that a lot. Players to watch are Xavi, Andres Iniesta, former Brazilian national Diego Costa and Iker Casillas. (If you have a specific question about Spain, Dandy Lion is your man.)
Holland / Netherlands: The 2010 World Cup runners-up. The Dutch have a ton of older attacking talent that loves to fight with each other. Holland flamed out at its last major tournament. Players to watch include Robin van Persie, Arjen Robben and anyone they convince to play defense.
Chile: A popular dark horse pick for the knockout round. Plays a high-pressing style that could cause a lot of trouble this summer. Players to watch are Arturo Vidal and Alexis Sanchez.
Australia: Some idiots think Australia's domestic league is better than MLS. As punishment, the "Socceroos" are probably going to get pummeled in Brazil. Players to watch are Tim Cahill and Tim Cahill alone, I guess.
Group C
Colombia: Outside of Brazil and Argentina, this is the strongest South American squad out of the "under-the-radar" bunch. Will miss superstar striker Radamel Falcao (knee injury suffered with his club), but there is still a lot of attacking talent on this team, which is predicted to get out of the group. Players to watch are James Rodriguez, Fredy Guarin and Juan Cuadrado.
Ivory Coast / Cote d'Ivoire: The most talented African team at the World Cup, but "Les Elephants" never seem to do much of anything on the big stage. Prone to high-scoring shootouts, so if you're into that, watch all of their matches. Players to watch are Didier Drogba, Yaya Toure and Gervinho.
Japan: Always a dark horse in an international tournament due to their attractive brand of technical soccer and relative unknown status (they're new to this, like the USA). Recent history suggests they will either flame out in the group stage or make it to the Round of 16. Players to watch are Shinji Kagawa, Keisuke Honda and Yuto Nagatomo.
Greece: Once upon a time, not so very long ago, Greece won a European Championship... everyone hated it and still don't consider them much of a threat. The Greeks are not a strong outfit, but their defensive style will usually keep them in most matches. Players to watch are Kostas Mitroglu, Giorgos Samarasa and Sokratis Papastathopoulos.
Group D
Uruguay: A title-winning giant in the old days and a resurgent South American power in the modern age, Uruguay is actually the top-seeded team in a tough Group D with two traditional powers. Uruguay made it all the way to the semifinals in 2010, putting the world on notice. Players to watch are Luis "The Most Polarizing Athlete on the Planet" Suarez, Edinson Cavani and Gaston Ramirez.
England: The country that invented the game and perfected the art of being just short of a world powerhouse for a variety of reasons. If "The Three Lions" make it to the knockout stage and the match goes into penalties, chalk it up as a loss. They don't know how to deal with it. Players to watch are Wayne Rooney, Daniel Sturridge, Steven Gerrard and whatever hilarity Joe Hart can pull off from the goalkeeper spot.
Italy: Not very many people are predicting Italy to win this tournament, but the nation is a legitimate sleeper pick. Strength all over the field with a great blend of young talent and veteran experience. Usually play a more defensive style but has serious talent up front. Players to watch are Mario "Swag" Balotelli, Andrea Pirlo, Daniele de Rossi and Gianluigi Buffon.
Costa Rica: Thanks for showing up, fellow CONCACAFers. This is one of the best Costa Rica teams in its history, but this group draw was a killer and CR will miss injured MLS goalscorer Alvaro Saborio. Still, they could play the spoiler in what seems to be a three-way battle for the top-two spots. Players to watch are Bryan Ruiz, Joel Campbell and Keylor Navas.
Format: 32 teams are divided into eight groups of four. The groups play a round-robin with the top two teams advancing to the knockout stage. Matches are 90 minutes and there can be ties/draws in the group stage. In the single-elimination knockout stage, ties are settled in a 30-minute extra time period. If it's still tied after the 90 minutes, we go to a penalty kick shootout. England will most likely lose one of these shootouts.
Group A
Brazil: The hosts of the 2014 World Cup. Defeated Spain at the Confederations Cup, the preview mini-tournament held every year before the World Cup. Brazil is known for its attractive style of football and the most World Cup titles of all-time. Players to watch are Neymar, Oscar, David Luiz and MLS's own Julio Cesar.
Croatia: Back at the World Cup after missing out in 2010. Expected to be the second-place team out of Group A, behind Brazil. Solid midfield with an under-the-radar defense. Players to watch are Luka Modric, Mario Mandzukic and Dejan Lovren.
Cameroon: Has qualified for the World Cup more than any other African nation, but rarely gets past group stage. They have a few stars but some question marks...and problems with their own federation. Players to watch are Samuel Eto'o, Alex Song and Stephane M'bia.
Mexico: Pure evil. Pure garbage. Pure waste of space. Hendo gave us a Pulitzer-winning World Cup preview of Mexico here.
Group B
Spain: Defending World Cup champions and back-to-back defending European champions. Spain will pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass and pass some more. And then they will probably beat you. They do that a lot. Players to watch are Xavi, Andres Iniesta, former Brazilian national Diego Costa and Iker Casillas. (If you have a specific question about Spain, Dandy Lion is your man.)
Holland / Netherlands: The 2010 World Cup runners-up. The Dutch have a ton of older attacking talent that loves to fight with each other. Holland flamed out at its last major tournament. Players to watch include Robin van Persie, Arjen Robben and anyone they convince to play defense.
Chile: A popular dark horse pick for the knockout round. Plays a high-pressing style that could cause a lot of trouble this summer. Players to watch are Arturo Vidal and Alexis Sanchez.
Australia: Some idiots think Australia's domestic league is better than MLS. As punishment, the "Socceroos" are probably going to get pummeled in Brazil. Players to watch are Tim Cahill and Tim Cahill alone, I guess.
Group C
Colombia: Outside of Brazil and Argentina, this is the strongest South American squad out of the "under-the-radar" bunch. Will miss superstar striker Radamel Falcao (knee injury suffered with his club), but there is still a lot of attacking talent on this team, which is predicted to get out of the group. Players to watch are James Rodriguez, Fredy Guarin and Juan Cuadrado.
Ivory Coast / Cote d'Ivoire: The most talented African team at the World Cup, but "Les Elephants" never seem to do much of anything on the big stage. Prone to high-scoring shootouts, so if you're into that, watch all of their matches. Players to watch are Didier Drogba, Yaya Toure and Gervinho.
Japan: Always a dark horse in an international tournament due to their attractive brand of technical soccer and relative unknown status (they're new to this, like the USA). Recent history suggests they will either flame out in the group stage or make it to the Round of 16. Players to watch are Shinji Kagawa, Keisuke Honda and Yuto Nagatomo.
Greece: Once upon a time, not so very long ago, Greece won a European Championship... everyone hated it and still don't consider them much of a threat. The Greeks are not a strong outfit, but their defensive style will usually keep them in most matches. Players to watch are Kostas Mitroglu, Giorgos Samarasa and Sokratis Papastathopoulos.
Group D
Uruguay: A title-winning giant in the old days and a resurgent South American power in the modern age, Uruguay is actually the top-seeded team in a tough Group D with two traditional powers. Uruguay made it all the way to the semifinals in 2010, putting the world on notice. Players to watch are Luis "The Most Polarizing Athlete on the Planet" Suarez, Edinson Cavani and Gaston Ramirez.
England: The country that invented the game and perfected the art of being just short of a world powerhouse for a variety of reasons. If "The Three Lions" make it to the knockout stage and the match goes into penalties, chalk it up as a loss. They don't know how to deal with it. Players to watch are Wayne Rooney, Daniel Sturridge, Steven Gerrard and whatever hilarity Joe Hart can pull off from the goalkeeper spot.
Italy: Not very many people are predicting Italy to win this tournament, but the nation is a legitimate sleeper pick. Strength all over the field with a great blend of young talent and veteran experience. Usually play a more defensive style but has serious talent up front. Players to watch are Mario "Swag" Balotelli, Andrea Pirlo, Daniele de Rossi and Gianluigi Buffon.
Costa Rica: Thanks for showing up, fellow CONCACAFers. This is one of the best Costa Rica teams in its history, but this group draw was a killer and CR will miss injured MLS goalscorer Alvaro Saborio. Still, they could play the spoiler in what seems to be a three-way battle for the top-two spots. Players to watch are Bryan Ruiz, Joel Campbell and Keylor Navas.
This post was edited on 6/9/14 at 9:21 am
Posted on 6/4/14 at 6:56 pm to WarSlamEagle
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Posted on 6/4/14 at 7:03 pm to WarSlamEagle
quote:
Dos a Cero: "Two to zero." This is a common scoreline for USMNT wins over Mexico in recent years, ensuring America's spot on top of North American soccer.
Need to add: In Columbus, Ohio
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Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:51 pm to WarSlamEagle
I say offsides and I don't give a frick
Posted on 6/5/14 at 7:32 pm to WarSlamEagle
Reserved until someone tells me what a false 9 is.
Posted on 6/5/14 at 7:40 pm to WarSlamEagle
Reserved for WSE in case he needs to add any more information.
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Posted on 6/5/14 at 7:41 pm to WarSlamEagle
Can we get a post on why they aren't allowed to use their hands?
Posted on 6/11/14 at 12:32 pm to WarSlamEagle
From an extremely casual soccer fan, thanks
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 12:31 am to WarSlamEagle
Bedoya isn't Mexi-mercian. He's of Colombian descent.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 11:54 am to WarSlamEagle
Is their a part in here about joining the American Outlaws?
Posted on 6/13/14 at 12:42 pm to WarSlamEagle
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Offside: Not "offsides." No "s."
Well, if you're going to go that route, might as well throw in the "handling, not handball" explanation.
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