re: Guys, how long does your SO take to get ready?

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When I first started to date my now wife (married 9 years) her mother and father offered to take us out to eat in order to get to know me better. My wife told me that her Dad was an ex-Marine and currently works as a nuclear scientist (like a real one). That night was the first time I was to meet him. "Our women" were getting ready and it left us by ourselves for the first time. He said, "Son, are you familiar with the mathematical symbol pi?" I said, "Yes sir.. 3.1416?" His eyebrows raised slightly and he asked, "Very impressive sir, but do you know the correct application in which it's used?" I responded, "Yes sir. I believe it's used to find the circumference of a circle". He smiled and said (and I will NEVER forget this)..that's where college has failed you, son...although pi may be a mathematical symbol used by some to figure out a unit of distance those of us that have been married 25 years know its primary function is to figure out time"...Of course, I was quite confused. He called out down the hall, "Honey, when do you think you girls will be ready? "Probably another 30 minutes" You see 30min X 3.1416 = Actual time we'll be leaving the house

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