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Posted on 5/17/14 at 11:55 pm to PVillePandG
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When I first started to date my now wife (married 9 years) her mother and father offered to take us out to eat in order to get to know me better. My wife told me that her Dad was an ex-Marine and currently works as a nuclear scientist (like a real one). That night was the first time I was to meet him. "Our women" were getting ready and it left us by ourselves for the first time. He said, "Son, are you familiar with the mathematical symbol pi?" I said, "Yes sir.. 3.1416?" His eyebrows raised slightly and he asked, "Very impressive sir, but do you know the correct application in which it's used?" I responded, "Yes sir. I believe it's used to find the circumference of a circle". He smiled and said (and I will NEVER forget this)..that's where college has failed you, son...although pi may be a mathematical symbol used by some to figure out a unit of distance those of us that have been married 25 years know its primary function is to figure out time"...Of course, I was quite confused. He called out down the hall, "Honey, when do you think you girls will be ready? "Probably another 30 minutes" You see 30min X 3.1416 = Actual time we'll be leaving the house
No offense but he kinda sounds like a dork......
Posted on 5/18/14 at 1:00 am to lsu480
In a sense he most certainly is....
Posted on 5/18/14 at 1:02 am to PVillePandG
I mean that was kinda funny but you have to admit it was nerdy. If he said, "Pi is what you are gonna get from my daughter tonight and the rest of your life" he would have been a lot cooler!
Posted on 5/18/14 at 1:04 am to lsu480
That's cause he lives at the gym
Posted on 5/18/14 at 1:06 am to lsunurse
He was like a normal dude a few months ago and now he is the Hulk! Crazy!
Posted on 5/18/14 at 7:41 pm to lsu480
just saw this. Training twice a day every day for that weightlifting competition turned me into an animal. And also when your gf breaks up with you, it gives you even more motivation to look better. Beast mode from here on out!
Posted on 5/18/14 at 7:46 pm to BeachDude022
ain't got time to read through this, but I can get out of bed, shite, shower, shave, pack for a five day trip, have a cup, and be walking out the door in 15 minutes, been doing it for a long time
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