14 Fast Food Items Never to Order

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All McCafe beverages run through a horrifically dirty machine - we're talking 5+ inches of uncleaned, liquid bullshite making up its inside parts"

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BBQ at KFC

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Do not. Buy. The Hot Dogs.

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Why does this person hate America?

Most of it is over dramaticized

I like how AskReddit threads are made into "articles" now.

This won't ruin my dollar hot dog nights

Think this is just fast food and ballparks?

Read Anthony Bourdain's "Kitchen Confidential" especially the chapter titled From Our Kitchen to Your Table. Here's an excerpt:

"I will eat bread in restaurants. Even if I know it's probably been recycled off someone else's table. The reuse of bread is an industry-wide practice. I saw a recent news expose, hidden camera and all, where the anchor was shocked . shocked to see unused bread returned to the kitchen and then sent right back onto the floor. bullshite...This is a fact of life. This doesn't bother me, and shouldn't surprise you. Okay, maybe once in a while some tubercular hillbilly has been coughing and spraying in the general direction of that bread basket, or some tourist who's just returned from a walking tour of the wetlands of West Africa sneezes-you might find that prospect upsetting. But you might just as well avoid air travel, or subways, equally dodgy environments for airborne transmission of disease. Eat the bread."

"'Beef Parmentier'? 'Shepherd's pie'? 'Chili special'? Sounds like leftovers to me. How about swordfish? I like it fine. But my seafood purveyor, when he goes out to dinner, won't eat it. He's seen too many of those 3-foot-Iong parasitic worms that riddle the fish's flesh. You see a few of these babies-and we all do-and you won't be tucking into swordfish anytime soon."

"Do all these horrifying assertions frighten you? Should you stop eating out? Wipe yourself down with antiseptic towelettes every time you pass a restaurant? No way. Like I said before, your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. Sure, it's a 'play you pay' sort of an adventure, but you knew that already, every time you ever ordered a taco or a dirty-water hot dog. If you're willing to risk some slight lower GI distress for one of those Italian sweet sausages at the street fair, or for a slice of pizza you just know has been sitting on the board for an hour or two, why not take a chance on the good stuff?"

so one ballpark has shitty practices with hot dogs so naturally that means every single ballpark in America from college to MLB does.

this article is crap. everything is based on one individual's experience.

god this shite is stupid. you mean the terrible quality fast food i am ordering is terrible quality? no fricking way

probably going to wendy's tonight