Anyone own an exotic pet? If so what kind?

Monkeys are disgusting. You don't want one of those.

I'm not talking about kids, I mean a real monkey

Have fu changing diapers for 30 years and having an eternal 3 year old.

My kid has a bearded dragon. He's pretty cool when he's hunting crickets. He's a little gimpy right now though.

I would love to own some Alpacas.

Been wanting a serval for a while now. Wife's uncle in Arizona has one.....it's badass.

No pics of wife...

I want a kangaroo or wallaby

my old dog can't hear, can't see and has exotic poops that seem to be from another planet.
he's gonna be my last exotic.

At one point or another in my youth I had

alligators
every type of turtle native to Louisiana
every type of snake native to Louisiana
boa constrictor
python
raccoon
opossum
ducks
whitetail deer

I always wanted a monkey. But I ain't committing 30 years to a woman, let alone a pet. Plus I heard they unlock things and jerk off all the time.

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I always wanted a monkey. But I ain't committing 30 years to a woman, let alone a pet. Plus I heard they unlock things and jerk off all the time.

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Or rip your face off.