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re: Man, I'd kind of forgotten just how cheesy Roadhouse can be
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:07 am to Methuselah
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:07 am to Methuselah
The next time you instantly erase 114 minutes of your life by getting sucked, once again, into the vortex that is a cable viewing of Road House, rest assured that Bill Murray and his idiot brothers are out there somewhere, watching with you. At least that’s the story from Road House co-star Kelly Lynch, who, in a frankly awesome interview with The A.V. Club, says that Murray calls her husband, Mitch Glazer (co-writer of Murray’s 1988 Christmas Carol redux Scrooged), whenever the movie is on TV during one scene in particular:
“Every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV — and they’re always watching TV — one of them calls my husband and says [In a reasonable approximation of Carl Spackler], “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They’re doing it. He’s throwing her against the rocks.” [Away from the receiver.] What? Oh, my God. Mitch was just walking out the door to the set, and he said that Bill once called him from Russia.
Bill Murray
“Every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV — and they’re always watching TV — one of them calls my husband and says [In a reasonable approximation of Carl Spackler], “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They’re doing it. He’s throwing her against the rocks.” [Away from the receiver.] What? Oh, my God. Mitch was just walking out the door to the set, and he said that Bill once called him from Russia.
Bill Murray
This post was edited on 2/25/14 at 7:10 am
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Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:20 am to Kingwood Tiger
After Dalton kills about ten guys in Wesley's house (but wimps out on his patented "Dalton Claw Throat Riip"... Wesley had Dalton's best friend - his ONLY REAL FRIEND - killed. Which is why he went on the killing spree in the first place...), the local men take turns shotgunning Brad Wesley, and then all parties involved lie to law enforcement; what does Dalton do?
He goes skinny-dipping with Doc in that nasty arse, horse manure contaminated pond.
He goes skinny-dipping with Doc in that nasty arse, horse manure contaminated pond.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:32 am to Kingwood Tiger
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The next time you instantly erase 114 minutes of your life by getting sucked, once again, into the vortex that is a cable viewing of Road House, rest assured that Bill Murray and his idiot brothers are out there somewhere, watching with you. At least that’s the story from Road House co-star Kelly Lynch, who, in a frankly awesome interview with The A.V. Club, says that Murray calls her husband, Mitch Glazer (co-writer of Murray’s 1988 Christmas Carol redux Scrooged), whenever the movie is on TV during one scene in particular: “Every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV — and they’re always watching TV — one of them calls my husband and says [In a reasonable approximation of Carl Spackler], “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They’re doing it. He’s throwing her against the rocks.” [Away from the receiver.] What? Oh, my God. Mitch was just walking out the door to the set, and he said that Bill once called him from Russia.
This just elevated Road House, Bill Murray, AND Kelly Lynch to a new level of awesomeness.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:30 am to Kingwood Tiger
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“Every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV — and they’re always watching TV — one of them calls my husband and says [In a reasonable approximation of Carl Spackler], “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They’re doing it. He’s throwing her against the rocks.” [Away from the receiver.] What? Oh, my God. Mitch was just walking out the door to the set, and he said that Bill once called him from Russia.
This is quite possibly one of the most awesome things I have ever read.
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