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Booty calls gone wrong: dos and don'ts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:12 pm
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:12 pm
I used to have booty call relationship with a girl two classes behind me while at Ole Miss. She was a Freshman and I was a Junior. I learned the art of booty call from 6th year Senior who owned the record for the most abused booty call relationship in the history of Ole Miss. That guy had a girl that he could booty call anytime of the night or day. I meet a girl that seemed the fit the mold and what do you know, I hit pay dirt.
I learned a thing or two about the booty call and I thought I would share with those wanting to get in the game.
1) Booty calls are not relationships. You need to both be aware of this. So don't unload on your fuk buddy, that is not what this is about.
2) Booty calls typically work best when done before 3 AM and not totally wasted. My friend broke this rule and so did I but if you're new at this keep it closer to 1am or sooner.
3) Booty calls need to remember to use hygiene. Don't forget to bath every now and then, butt odor and stank will end the booty call privileges.
4) Do not blow your booty call buddy's cover when they are out on a date. This is tempting when you are striking out will other options but it will only create bad blood and is definitely a good way to end the booty call privileges for sure.
5) Make sure your booty call buddy gets off. This is about mutual gratification. Your SO may believe that sex ends when you get through but a booty call will want to try to get theirs too. Easy solution for the guys, just make sure she gets hers before you get yours.
Happy calling!
I learned a thing or two about the booty call and I thought I would share with those wanting to get in the game.
1) Booty calls are not relationships. You need to both be aware of this. So don't unload on your fuk buddy, that is not what this is about.
2) Booty calls typically work best when done before 3 AM and not totally wasted. My friend broke this rule and so did I but if you're new at this keep it closer to 1am or sooner.
3) Booty calls need to remember to use hygiene. Don't forget to bath every now and then, butt odor and stank will end the booty call privileges.
4) Do not blow your booty call buddy's cover when they are out on a date. This is tempting when you are striking out will other options but it will only create bad blood and is definitely a good way to end the booty call privileges for sure.
5) Make sure your booty call buddy gets off. This is about mutual gratification. Your SO may believe that sex ends when you get through but a booty call will want to try to get theirs too. Easy solution for the guys, just make sure she gets hers before you get yours.
Happy calling!
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:15 pm to rebeloke
Congrats on getting laid.
We're all so proud of you.
We're all so proud of you.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:16 pm to rebeloke
Well this is way more thought out than I was expecting for a random Tuesday night thread.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:16 pm to rebeloke
When your booty calls at 4am and wants you to drive 45 minutes to pick her up, go if you want more booty calls. Don't tell her that you're not her puppet. That usually is the end of booty calls from said woman.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:17 pm to rebeloke
Hey everyone look! I got laid!!
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:17 pm to rebeloke
quote:
Booty calls are not relationships. You need to both be aware of this.
Good luck with that.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:20 pm to rebeloke
6) If your booty call buddy says something along the lines of "I think I have feelings for you", gtfo and never look back
eta: goes hand in hand with rule 1 but whatever
eta: goes hand in hand with rule 1 but whatever
This post was edited on 2/11/14 at 11:22 pm
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:21 pm to rebeloke
Wow this is stupid.
Booty calls when you're not drunk wtf?
Thats the only time for booty calls so you can pass out immediately after.
You must 19yrs old
Booty calls when you're not drunk wtf?
Thats the only time for booty calls so you can pass out immediately after.
You must 19yrs old
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:28 pm to rebeloke
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Booty call
Those Duck Dynasty boys have something for everyone!
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:52 pm to rebeloke
Thanks for the advice Van Wilder
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:55 pm to rebeloke
...it took you till junior year of college to get some arse? what the frick
Posted on 2/12/14 at 12:20 am to rebeloke
quote:Daytime is the only legitimate FWB relationship. If you can't bang then, it is just two desperate people looking for attention at night. Not knocking that down because I have done it bajizzlions of times, but it honestly is just girls looking for attention late at night.
Booty calls typically work best when done before 3 AM and not totally wasted. My friend broke this rule and so did I but if you're new at this keep it closer to 1am or sooner.
I have had a few, and daytime goes like this:
Her: hey, what are you doing?
Me: just hanging around the house until xxx
Her: cool, I'm gonna come hang out for a bit
Me: Aight
Start banging
Me: alright, well I've got to do xxx
Her: what are you doing tonight?
Me: no idea, but probably xxx
Rarely were those daytime chicks wanting to bang at night, because we always had the understanding to do whatever we want then. I guess they wanted, and liked, to see if I was capable of getting other girls. Daytime girls don't get jealous like the 3am chicks when they see you hooking up with another girl at night
quote:good call. While I barely ever did this, they do get pissed when it happens.
5) Make sure your booty call buddy gets off
FWIW, you still sound like an amateur. Up your game man, and you will get to multiple FWB relationships instead of random drunk booty calls after you strike out at the bar
This post was edited on 2/12/14 at 12:23 am
Posted on 2/12/14 at 2:47 am to rebeloke
Ironbat is furiously taking notes
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