re: Phish New Years Thread

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MB vs. OT war

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The white men rode in on steeds that were as black as the night was. With the moon shining in all it's glory the African American men took to the battlefield of Tigerland to defend their majestic women folk. However the white men were ready to hold their ground and defend their birthplace which was given to them by their forfathers. The battle lines were drawn. Two armies were ready to fight and die at a moments notice. Sweat was dripping down the faces of young men as if it was Niagra Falls. The brave men of Caucasian descent started their assault on the opposing force by running across the field of battle like wild buffalo running across the prairies of the midwest and attacking the waiting soldiers of color. Fists flew like flaming arrows in the battle for middle earth. Blood was pouring from every man as if their tears were born from the darkness of hell. Women tried to intervene, but being the women they are, they only made fools of themselves. After much heart ache and bloodshed, the noble men of the BRPD swooped in to stop all the evil doers and send them back to their apartments where some got lucky, some did not, and some just cried like little babies.

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