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re: Let the aggie jokes fly.

Posted on 11/18/13 at 12:44 pm to
Posted by Woverw
Valencia, CA
Member since Nov 2007
1122 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 12:44 pm to
An Aggie taking remedial english is asked to use the word "before" in a sentence.

He says, "2 + 2 before".
Posted by Bayou_Bengal@Irving
PDRC
Member since Feb 2005
1546 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:00 pm to
How did the professor in LSU's College of Agriculture make millions of $ by selling Cheerios to Aggies?

He told the Aggies those are doughnut seeds.
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
7969 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:15 pm to
Best aggie joke of all... They thought they were going to win a NC in football this year.
Posted by Bayou_Bengal@Irving
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Member since Feb 2005
1546 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 3:19 pm to
Why don't Aggies make Kool-Aid to drink on hot days?

They're still trying to figure out how to fit 2 qts of water in those little paper envelopes.
Posted by PeaRidgeWatash
Down by the docks of the city
Member since Dec 2004
15210 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 3:38 pm to
What did the Aggie yell leader say to the other yell leader at a bar after a game?

Can I push in your stool?
Posted by Jenar Boy
Elsewhere
Member since Aug 2013
12590 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 4:07 pm to
Posted by JGuidry7
Boston University
Member since Jan 2013
932 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 5:14 pm to
Scroll down a bit
This post was edited on 11/18/13 at 5:15 pm
Posted by Tiger Brigade
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2012
122 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 6:10 pm to
Two Aggies are walking around College Station and see an old dog laying in the shade licking his dick.

1st Aggie says, "Man, don't you wish you could do that?!"

2nd Aggie says, "Hell Yes!... but do you think he will bite?
Posted by GeauxTigerNation
Member since 1988
Member since Nov 2013
13429 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:12 pm to
Is the defense not a joke in itself?
Posted by Jenar Boy
Elsewhere
Member since Aug 2013
12590 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:48 am to
How do you break an aggies finger?

Punch him in the nose.
Posted by Bayou_Bengal@Irving
PDRC
Member since Feb 2005
1546 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:21 pm to
Why are there no ice cubes in College Station?

The Aggies lost their only copy of the recipe.
Posted by Bayou_Bengal@Irving
PDRC
Member since Feb 2005
1546 posts
Posted on 11/23/13 at 10:56 am to
An Aggie & Tiger fan were driving along a deserted country road on their way to go deer hunting last Dec. They both needed a restroom break but no places were available along the route. So they stopped at a decrepit house along the way. After knocking on the front door to no avail & not seeing anyone around, they headed to the outhouse behind the house. The LSU fan went in 1st, did his business then exited. The Aggie went in next. After waiting for 20 minutes outside, the LSU was becoming cold & tired of waiting. He knocked on the outhouse door to ask, "Are you okay in there, Aggie?" The Aggie replied, "Yeah, I'm done. You can come in." The LSU saw the Aggie squatted down next to the hole in the ground w/ a long stick, poking around inside the hole serving as the toilet. "What are you doing?!" yelled the LSU fan. "I dropped my jacket down the hole while I was peeing," the Aggie replied. "Oh, you're not going to wear that after it's been down there w/ all that excrement, are you?" The Aggie answered, "Nah, but my sandwich is inside 1 of the pockets."
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