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re: The biennial beware of Tiger Stadium thread on Aubie board

Posted on 9/16/13 at 12:44 pm to
Posted by byubengalboy
Cypress, tx.
Member since Nov 2008
3719 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 12:44 pm to
as Bluto would say, "Holy shite-tah!"

I really can't decide which is funnier or more illuminating about the abject pussies that live in the state of alabama.....that thread or the "crying fratboy" from the '11 bama game.

"Dem bama/aubie fans, they got no BACKBONE."

wow....just frickn' wow.

get better, get ready...get even.
Posted by Jefferson Davis
Plank Road
Member since Nov 2011
5960 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 12:50 pm to
At what point will we start seeing opposing fans saying things like "my friends went there 2 years ago and they were all murdered in Tiger Stadium by packs of LSU fans!!!"

It's already fricking ridiculous. If you have small kids, don't bring them!!! LSU fans will steal them and sell them into child slavery!!!!
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 12:57 pm to
My favorite Lsu/auburn story is of the guy that squat shite on the hood of an auburn fans car with the wife and kids in it.
Posted by Boondock Saint
The Boondocks
Member since Oct 2005
4606 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Once they empty the bourbon from their zip locks they pee in them and throw them at visiting fans.


Honestly, has this ever happened???? Not while i was a student (over 15 years ago).
Posted by TigersOfGeauxld
Just across the water...
Member since Aug 2009
25057 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

Always fun reading... Dem LSU fans, they is CRAZY


Yeah, that's not gonna fly. This is what I love about Alabama residents. They will be very nice to you, and complimentary of your football program...as long as it's not a threat to theirs.

Then all bets are off. Your school's fans suddenly become the Scourge of God, and your school is the Mother of All Evil. And all the while they're yelling "Jay-sus Sayv-us!" in that mush-mouthed accent of theirs.

The problem is, all they do is talk the talk, not walk the walk. Their schools are some of the most penalized in NCAA history. No bigger hypocrites exist anywhere.

Posted by l'affiche
Member since Feb 2013
378 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 2:09 pm to
Posted by TigersNYC
Deep In The City
Member since Jan 2010
637 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 2:26 pm to
Haters gon hate
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
32184 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 2:26 pm to
Only pussies go to away games and don't wear their team colors
Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth
Laffy
Member since Jan 2007
28643 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 2:26 pm to
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For God's sake, whatever you do, do NOT use a port-o-let around campus anywhere.

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If your seats are anywhere close to the student section, especially anywhere that students could be within a section of you above you in the upper deck just don't go. Once they empty the bourbon from their zip locks they pee in them and throw them at visiting fans.




Do they really believe this?

quote:

If LSU starts to lose the game and you're in the AU section, WATCH for flying bottles be thrown in waves toward the AU section. AU won the game 2 of the 3 trips I made over there and the bottle came like rain each time.

This post was edited on 9/16/13 at 2:31 pm
Posted by sheek
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Sep 2007
43903 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 2:49 pm to
I work for Regions corporate :fml: in Bham and had corndogs on my desk this morning as well as for lunch . It's aubie week
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
51069 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

For God's sake, whatever you do, do NOT use a port-o-let around campus anywhere.


Posted by TigerWoody
btwn where I was & where I will be
Member since Dec 2007
11387 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

whoville is similar to Lesion Field
Sounds like someone had a rough game against MRSA.
Posted by Nuts4LSU
Washington, DC
Member since Oct 2003
25468 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:04 pm to
This one is hilarious....

quote:

1) Get there as late as possible. Forget about tailgating at the stadium. It's way too dangerous. Taking a bus to the stadium is a really good way to get there.
2) Park in a lot that is protected by security. Also, it is better to go in a car that is devoid of any stickers or anything that would identify you as an Auburn fan. One other thing, make sure your car insurance is up to date, a rental car is advisable and get the insurance, or better yet, like I said, take a bus.
3) Try to be invisible entering and leaving the stadium. Do not try to talk to the LSU fans. Obnoxious does not even begin to explain these guys after they have been sitting around drinking all afternoon.
4) Leave the game as soon as you can and get out of town. Don't event think about sticking around in Baton Rouge unless you are looking for a fight.
5) If we should win, run to your car and leave even faster. Celebrate in New Orleans, Hattiesburg or somewhere else a long way from there.
6) Lastly, take a change of clothes. It is hot down there, there is no circulation in that stadium and since they fully enclosed it (yeah, in 1953), it is much worse. Also, the chances of getting something thrown on you is high, particularly leaving the stadium. We always take another shirt along just in case.



Here's another one with a little irony...

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Laugh off the insults, yells of "TIGER MEAT!!!" (Makes no sense since we are tigers, but let it go), and the several hundred comments about our mascot/battle cry- after all these years they STILL can't wrap their peanut brains around that and some are just now discovering they can kid us about it. Bless their hearts they have ZERO wit and/or common sense. This from the fan base who cut and pasted from a story on Nebraska to come up with the "Corn Dog" idiocy!



It is truly amazing how delusional these idiots are.
This post was edited on 9/16/13 at 3:05 pm
Posted by Paulina Tiger
Paulina
Member since Oct 2012
108 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:55 pm to
Your better off in the Syrian War
Posted by EvrybodysAllAmerican
Member since Apr 2013
11480 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:58 pm to
...maybe I should have asked these question before we bought tickets.


We are sooo in their heads.
Get your piss balloons ready, boys. Gotta give them what they're coming to see...
This post was edited on 9/16/13 at 4:07 pm
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 4:18 pm to
I didn't realize we were this terrible.
I've been to auburn 5-6 times.. They have their share of assholes too.
Every school does.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Wear an LSU poncho. It reduces the likelihood of being urinated on, while protecting you in the event you do get urinated on.




Truer words have not been spoken.
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
55009 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 4:39 pm to
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Wear clothes and shoes you won't feel bad throwing away after the game. Tiger Stadium and the tailgate area are awash in "party gravy"...


Posted by brodrig
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2003
681 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:43 pm to
This crap is just flat out hilarious,
We carry a pretty big reputation on the plains!

Posted by namvet6566
Member since Oct 2012
7041 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 5:45 pm to
LOL. I have been going to games for 60 years and have witnessed some stupid people but nothing close to being as bad as these people say.
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