re: ASOIAF: Choose Your Knights of the Kingsguard (Spoilers)

Posted by BloodSweat&Beers

One Particular Harbor, Fl

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Posted on 5/8/13 at 2:53 pm to manwich

quote:
dude, he took a vow

Dragons are not slaves.

Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu

Central, LA

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Posted on 5/8/13 at 2:57 pm to BloodSweat&Beers

Dragon horns

BAM!!

Posted by manwich

You've wanted my

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Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:04 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu

Poof...you dead version:

1. (Lord Commander) the Doom of Valyria
2. The last greenseer
3. Melisandre's taint smoke
4. Balerion the Dread
5. Night's King's chilly hoe
6. a white leach
7. Other #13

Posted by BloodSweat&Beers

One Particular Harbor, Fl

Member since Jan 2012

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Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:05 pm to manwich

quote:
Melisandre's taint smoke

Posted by Mr. Wayne

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Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:07 pm to LoveThatMoney

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Most of what the Kingsguard does is stand around and wait for some fools to try to kill the king, even during times of war.

Say what? Kingsguard fight in every battle. Some stay back to guard the King but many also lead his armies. They are said to be the finest knights and warriors in the 7 Kingdoms. Of course you want them fighting if you think your kingdom is in danger.

Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu

Central, LA

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Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:11 pm to Mr. Wayne

If I was King, I would just make it more than 7 and have all of them on my side.

Warrior group
Sorcerer group
Sneaky Sneaky group
Officer group
Warg/Dragon group

BAM I win.

3 ...

Posted by Mr. Wayne

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Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:15 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu

quote:
I would just make it more than 7

And Hu makes us all look like stupid nerds.

Posted by BloodSweat&Beers

One Particular Harbor, Fl

Member since Jan 2012

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Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:17 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu

quote:
If I was King, I would just make it more than 7 and have all of them on my side.

Warrior group
Sorcerer group
Sneaky Sneaky group
Officer group
Warg/Dragon group

BAM I win.

That is too many. 7 minute abs. 8 minutes is way too long.

Posted by manwich

You've wanted my

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Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:17 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu

quote:
BAM I bankrupt my kingdom paying all those armorer bills.

Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu

Central, LA

Member since Jan 2013

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Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:23 pm to manwich

quote:
BAM I bankrupt my kingdom paying all those armorer bills.

I'm the best king ever in life and they just want to be around me and make sure I live forever.

Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu

Central, LA

Member since Jan 2013

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Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:24 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu

or.... I just pay them and when my term is over I'll let the next king pay the debt.

Thanks Obama

Posted by manwich

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Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:29 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu

i spoke with the Warrior group and they said you better watch your back. something about you playing favorites with the Sneaky Sneaky group. they also mentioned milk of the poppy and a red hot poker. any clue what that was about?