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re: I love Red Velvet
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:52 pm to KosmoCramer
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:52 pm to KosmoCramer
Beets, red cabbage, food coloring, whatever. It's just dye, people.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:55 pm to Earlie Mae
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Drives me crazy when people act like it's some luscious amazing dessert, or when a restaurant hypes it like it's something special.
sounds like you've got something lodged in your anus
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:56 pm to Earlie Mae
Someone else was right in that Red Velvet cake used to not have red dye and it was a reaction between the cocoa powder, vinegar and buttermilk that gave it a reddish hue. Then it got bastardized over the years. Here is a link to a modern twist on the original red velvet cake recipes, and it has a link to an article detailing the history of it and how it became a glorified red dye chocolate cake.
red velvet cake recipe
red velvet cake recipe
This post was edited on 3/18/13 at 9:01 pm
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:59 pm to Earlie Mae
You must not have a life if someone calling a red cake Red Velvet drives you crazy. Myou must be a blast to have dinner with.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:03 pm to Martini
It's a glorified chocolate cake, plain and simple.
To hear a woman say, "OMG, they have Red Velvet cake" like it's some hard-to-make luxurious dessert or a restaurant trying to fool customers by acting as though it's something special -- yes it chaps my arse.
To hear a woman say, "OMG, they have Red Velvet cake" like it's some hard-to-make luxurious dessert or a restaurant trying to fool customers by acting as though it's something special -- yes it chaps my arse.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:05 pm to Earlie Mae
You should clarify to "yes it chaps my dumbass."
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:05 pm to Citizen Kane
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sounds like you've got something lodged in your anus
your wife's tongue, perhaps?
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:06 pm to Martini
Look -- if you want to glorify your red dye chocolate cake, knock youself out. You just make yourself look dumb to those who know better.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:13 pm to Earlie Mae
And you know better how? It's a red fricking cake with a name to match moron. You are the one who gets a chapped arse.
Eat a big bag of red velvet dicks girlie may.
Eat a big bag of red velvet dicks girlie may.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:14 pm to Earlie Mae
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Look -- if you want to glorify your red dye chocolate cake, knock youself out. You just make yourself look dumb to those who know better.
You're making yourself look dumb in this thread. Martini, nicest guy ever, thinks so too. GTFO.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:26 pm to Citizen Kane
Well he's pimping the white chocolate banana cream pie in the Ruth's Chris thread and apparently he's not aware there is no such thing as white chocolate.
Chaps my arse when I here a dude get all "I love the white chocolate banana cream pie" when the dude just doesn't even know white chocolate Is just a derivative.
Sound familiar?
Chaps my arse when I here a dude get all "I love the white chocolate banana cream pie" when the dude just doesn't even know white chocolate Is just a derivative.
Sound familiar?
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:33 pm to Martini
The alter, or new poster, has been trolling everything.
ETA: I think he assumes you know who he is.
ETA: I think he assumes you know who he is.
This post was edited on 3/18/13 at 9:34 pm
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:34 pm to Martini
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Chaps my arse when I here a dude get all "I love the white chocolate banana cream pie" when the dude just doesn't even know white chocolate Is just a derivative.
Sound familiar?
Posted on 3/18/13 at 11:25 pm to Citizen Kane
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, this thread blew up.
I never knew red velvet was such a hot button issue. Red velvet and chocolate cakes are NOT the same thing. There is a lot more cocoa in chocolate cake and no vinegar. Also, red is my favorite color so maybe that has something to do with me liking it so much.
I think there was a request for the cookie recipe somewhere in the bloodbath..
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 1/2 Tbsp cocoa powder
1 1/2 tsp cornstarch
3/4 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
8 Tbsp butter, at room temperature
6 Tbsp all vegetable shortening, at room temperature
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
1 large egg
1 large egg yolk
1 1/2 tsp white vinegar
1 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1 Tbsp red food coloring
Directions
Preheat oven to 375 degrees. In a mixing bowl, whisk together flour, cocoa powder, cornstarch, baking soda and salt, set aside. Add butter, shortening and sugar to the bowl of an electric stand mixer and mix on medium speed until very pale and fluffy about 4 minutes. Add egg and egg yolk and mix until combined. Add vinegar, vanilla and food coloring and mix until well blended. Slowly add in dry ingredients and mix just until combined. Scoop dough out by the heaping tablespoonfuls (about 1 1/2 Tbsp) and roll into balls and place on buttered cookie sheets and bake in preheated oven 8 - 9 minutes.
I never knew red velvet was such a hot button issue. Red velvet and chocolate cakes are NOT the same thing. There is a lot more cocoa in chocolate cake and no vinegar. Also, red is my favorite color so maybe that has something to do with me liking it so much.
I think there was a request for the cookie recipe somewhere in the bloodbath..
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 1/2 Tbsp cocoa powder
1 1/2 tsp cornstarch
3/4 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
8 Tbsp butter, at room temperature
6 Tbsp all vegetable shortening, at room temperature
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
1 large egg
1 large egg yolk
1 1/2 tsp white vinegar
1 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1 Tbsp red food coloring
Directions
Preheat oven to 375 degrees. In a mixing bowl, whisk together flour, cocoa powder, cornstarch, baking soda and salt, set aside. Add butter, shortening and sugar to the bowl of an electric stand mixer and mix on medium speed until very pale and fluffy about 4 minutes. Add egg and egg yolk and mix until combined. Add vinegar, vanilla and food coloring and mix until well blended. Slowly add in dry ingredients and mix just until combined. Scoop dough out by the heaping tablespoonfuls (about 1 1/2 Tbsp) and roll into balls and place on buttered cookie sheets and bake in preheated oven 8 - 9 minutes.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 11:27 pm to Kantz
I still really like dem titties
Posted on 3/19/13 at 7:27 am to Martini
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Man. People can always find something to bitch about.
A problem plaguing what was once a really fun board. Funny when the 20-something's bust up threads with their high end dining ideals.
Red chocolate cake!!! ZOMG!!! How beneath me!
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