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My One Issue With Armageddon
Posted on 1/28/13 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 1/28/13 at 8:11 pm
First off, I love this movie. Saw it in high school on a date, solid cast, great theme song, etc.
Now, ignoring the fact that NASA happened to have two super secret shuttles available, and just happened to have a Martian dune buggy that could happen to be able to be fitted with a space drill, and just happened to have a bad arse roughneck that had drilled every place in the planet, and that Mir happened to have enough LOX available to refuel the shuttles, what I have a hard time with is the time line.
They figure out at the beginning that they have 17 days and change til the asteroid hits. Harrys platform is in the South China Sea. With ridiculous logistics, we assume the air force could fly Harry and Grace to Houston in 24 hrs. In that span, his whole crew has left the rig and gone home. Let's assume it takes another 2 days to get them all to Houston. They said they have 12 days to train in the movie. We're now at 15 days movie time. Now you have to stop at Mir and refuel. That probably takes about 12 hrs. Now you have to achieve escape velocity. It took Apollo 3 days to get to the moon with the most powerful rocket ever made. Those shuttles are nowhere near a Saturn IV. Either way, we're now at 18 days with a ridiculous amount of time management.
Distance from Earth to moon is 238k miles. I believe they said the rock was traveling at 25k mph. That's a 9 hr trip. Then wasn't the "Zero Barrier" 3 hrs? So you're gonna land, set up, and drill 800 feet in 3 hrs? Come on.
Now, ignoring the fact that NASA happened to have two super secret shuttles available, and just happened to have a Martian dune buggy that could happen to be able to be fitted with a space drill, and just happened to have a bad arse roughneck that had drilled every place in the planet, and that Mir happened to have enough LOX available to refuel the shuttles, what I have a hard time with is the time line.
They figure out at the beginning that they have 17 days and change til the asteroid hits. Harrys platform is in the South China Sea. With ridiculous logistics, we assume the air force could fly Harry and Grace to Houston in 24 hrs. In that span, his whole crew has left the rig and gone home. Let's assume it takes another 2 days to get them all to Houston. They said they have 12 days to train in the movie. We're now at 15 days movie time. Now you have to stop at Mir and refuel. That probably takes about 12 hrs. Now you have to achieve escape velocity. It took Apollo 3 days to get to the moon with the most powerful rocket ever made. Those shuttles are nowhere near a Saturn IV. Either way, we're now at 18 days with a ridiculous amount of time management.
Distance from Earth to moon is 238k miles. I believe they said the rock was traveling at 25k mph. That's a 9 hr trip. Then wasn't the "Zero Barrier" 3 hrs? So you're gonna land, set up, and drill 800 feet in 3 hrs? Come on.
This post was edited on 1/28/13 at 8:13 pm
Posted on 1/28/13 at 8:14 pm to elprez00
I was always curious as to why there was a machine gun on that dune buggy. Did they expect to shoot at aliens on the asteroid?
Posted on 1/28/13 at 8:16 pm to elprez00
And what about explosions in Space!? WTF
This post was edited on 1/28/13 at 8:17 pm
Posted on 1/28/13 at 8:26 pm to elprez00
And Affleck still managed to find time to get engaged and play with animal crackers on Liv Tyler's stomach.
Nucky Thompson found time to see a loan shark.
Hell, they all had a "cheat day" I think.
Nucky Thompson found time to see a loan shark.
Hell, they all had a "cheat day" I think.
Posted on 1/28/13 at 8:36 pm to elprez00
One?!?!?!
Posted on 1/28/13 at 8:45 pm to elprez00
this movie is cheesy, over the top, and unrealistic, but i love every minute of it.
Posted on 1/29/13 at 6:48 am to elprez00
The machine on the rover is a head scratcher.
Why is there natural gas on an asteroid?
Why do they celebrate a blowout on the rig when in actuality the solution gas in that oil could have exploded and killed them all?
So many questions.
But I love Armageddon. We can drill 800 feet!!!!
Why is there natural gas on an asteroid?
Why do they celebrate a blowout on the rig when in actuality the solution gas in that oil could have exploded and killed them all?
So many questions.
But I love Armageddon. We can drill 800 feet!!!!
Posted on 1/29/13 at 9:20 am to elprez00
i actually preferred deep impact to armageddon
Posted on 1/29/13 at 9:32 am to elprez00
Armageddon sucks cock
Posted on 2/2/13 at 6:17 pm to elprez00
I always thought it was funny right before the meteor is about to cross the zero barrier, Colonel Willie Sharp says "we will go back and do it our self" in regards Stamper not activating the bomb yet. Now this is after the Freedom has already taken off and is several thousand miles away from where they crash landed.
So in the event that Stamper did not activate the bomb, Colonel Sharp was going to turn the Freedom around and somehow manage to land in the same spot they set up shop at. (Remember this thing is the size of Texas now) safely land the Freedom and activate the Nuke, all within a matter of about 28 seconds.
So in the event that Stamper did not activate the bomb, Colonel Sharp was going to turn the Freedom around and somehow manage to land in the same spot they set up shop at. (Remember this thing is the size of Texas now) safely land the Freedom and activate the Nuke, all within a matter of about 28 seconds.
This post was edited on 2/2/13 at 6:21 pm
Posted on 2/2/13 at 6:29 pm to elprez00
Love that movie
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