re: 5-Star DB Priest Willis (Tempe, A.Z.) officially commits to UCLA

hello Mr. Burns

You could tell he was a great kid by the way he warmly discussed LSU. But then you could tell he was a thouroughly bad human being that was spawned by the minions of Satan who also picks his nose and saves his boogers while on dates with transgendered hookers when he picked UCLA. Trust me, we didn't want a kid that would do that here....