re: Some Random Thoughts On Last's Game

1. We will never do anything with Mett at QB. DBs can play at the line on our slow, shorts WRs because even if they get beat deep by 10 yards, Mett will overthrow it. 100% money back overthrow guarantee on all deep balls.

2. Miles and Stud calling plays is terrible. Ever since they took playcalling away from Krags last year to run the JJ offense, we have looked like absolute shite. This season Stud even insisted Krags spend the game in a booth on the field whispering to Mett about overthrows, so he would feel more in charge in the booth. Anything to make coach Zebra Cakes more comfortable.

3. DBs are Big East level. Simon and Mills give 20 yards cushion all night against a team who runs only 8 yard routes. Reid is too busy looking for kill shots to actually do anything productive. If Simon and Reid go pro early, we probably get better in the back end.

4. Tahj Jones is rewarded for getting a 0.1 GPA with a starting spot over Kwon Alexander, who is a better LB than him. Instead of getting Kwon valuable experience, we give 90% of the snaps to a lesser LB who might not even be eligible next year.

5. Vadal Alexander really enjoyed the bowl banquets.