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re: John Chavis doesn't dial up a blitz on third down...

Posted on 10/24/12 at 8:17 am to
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17495 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 8:17 am to
John Chavis doesn't have a 'prevent' package, just a formation called 'soon.'
Posted by CJCrochet
FWB, FL
Member since Dec 2011
178 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 8:26 am to
Excuse my ignorance but I have only recently started following on TD.com but can someone please explain the Third and Chavis???
Posted by LabGuru
Da House
Member since Dec 2008
625 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 8:49 am to
Butthurt Tennessee fans claimed Chavis gave up first down conversions on third and long situations at an alarming rate. The Rant believed it, saw it happen a couple times during Chavis's first year when a player was out of position or an offense made a great play, and said the sky was falling.


Since, we've had a top-5 defense every year.

Rantards suck.
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25526 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 8:51 am to
Once some poor fool told John Chavis he didn't have the horses to compete. He then led a team of 11 equine to a shutout victory of the 1999 Rams.
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25526 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 8:53 am to
quote:

No matter how you try to spin it,offense has been the weaker phase since Les has been here.



No spin. 2007 was the best offense EVER in the history of the school. Debunked. Moving on.
Posted by CJCrochet
FWB, FL
Member since Dec 2011
178 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 8:53 am to
Appreciate it, it's what I figured but wanted clarification
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29805 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 8:53 am to
lol
Posted by DEG
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2009
10559 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 9:03 am to
Superman wears John Chavis underwear
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 9:31 am to
My dad saw Chief at 6:00 AM Sunday morning in the BR airport. He was headed to Knoxville to speak for friends at the Knoxville Touchdown Club.

Lets hope he didn't stick around for an interview
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17495 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

Lets hope he didn't stick around for an interview


Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
4636 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 3:38 pm to
When John Chavis jumps into a swimming pool he does not get wet... The water gets Chiefed!
Posted by 2007lsuno1
Marietta, GA
Member since Aug 2009
6692 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

The mother fricking Chief.
Posted by 2007lsuno1
Marietta, GA
Member since Aug 2009
6692 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

My dad saw Chief at 6:00 AM Sunday morning in the BR airport. He was headed to Knoxville to speak for friends at the Knoxville Touchdown Club.

Read an article about this earlier in the week. Was very complimentary about LSU.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
90877 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 3:47 pm to
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The rant also universally agreed in Third and Chavis for awhile too


You know what is worse than citing Wikipedia? Citing the Rant as an authority on anything, even the color of the sky.
Posted by RANDY44
Member since Aug 2005
9572 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

I agree but if the gumps put up 450 and 30 something points what we'll the rant say then?

Most likely that it was due to the Gumps having the ball for 40 minutes. Don't think that'll happen this week though, barring more injuries.
Posted by Flame Salamander
Texas Gulf - Clear Lake
Member since Jan 2012
3044 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 6:29 pm to
John Chavis jumped off the Empire State Building and only sprained his ankle a little bit.
This post was edited on 10/24/12 at 7:32 pm
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67428 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 7:20 pm to
The Chief is so big, I've seen him use two school buses for roller skates.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
101102 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 7:30 pm to
Chavis got bit by a cobra over the summer, and after 5 days of agonizing pain the cobra finally died.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67428 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 9:51 pm to
Chief can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55361 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 10:29 pm to
Dial up? Rotary dial phone? Hate. That phrase
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