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Funniest line from Archer?
Posted on 9/5/12 at 9:20 pm
Posted on 9/5/12 at 9:20 pm
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Posted on 9/5/12 at 9:33 pm to ILoveLamp
"Well you freaked out when I said quadroon"
Posted on 9/5/12 at 9:38 pm to ILoveLamp
"So once again you're left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato now or let it ferment so I can drink it later?"
"Mother do you have a potato?"
"What is this, Christmas?"
"Archer. Archer! ARCHER!"
"What!..... Oh man what have I been doing?"
"Chain smoking joints the size of tampons."
"Ewwww"
"Figure of speech"
"Still though"
"Mother do you have a potato?"
"What is this, Christmas?"
"Archer. Archer! ARCHER!"
"What!..... Oh man what have I been doing?"
"Chain smoking joints the size of tampons."
"Ewwww"
"Figure of speech"
"Still though"
Posted on 9/5/12 at 9:39 pm to OMLandshark
Too many. 85% of Archer is quotable gold.
Posted on 9/5/12 at 9:46 pm to TigerMyth36
"Who hunts dogs?"
"Orientals, duh!"
"Why do we have so many damn dolls?"
"For sexual harassment complaints. So people can non-verbally indicate where stuff happened on their body."
"That takes, like, one doll!"
"Not if there’s ever a gang rape."
"Orientals, duh!"
"Why do we have so many damn dolls?"
"For sexual harassment complaints. So people can non-verbally indicate where stuff happened on their body."
"That takes, like, one doll!"
"Not if there’s ever a gang rape."
Posted on 9/5/12 at 9:51 pm to tigerfan88
quote:
"Well you freaked out when I said quadroon"
Posted on 9/5/12 at 9:54 pm to ILoveLamp
"so, who's up for some cooch chili?"
Posted on 9/5/12 at 9:56 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
"Orientals, duh!"
The key to that quote is how it's just quietly said in the background
Posted on 9/5/12 at 10:01 pm to TigerMyth36
quote:
Too many. 85% of Archer is quotable gold.
Posted on 9/5/12 at 11:39 pm to Cold Pizza
I can't quote it verbatim, but the exhange between him and his mom about why she switches her pills into other bottles. Laughed so hard I almost puked.
Posted on 9/5/12 at 11:42 pm to biglego
"Danger Zone"
Posted on 9/5/12 at 11:44 pm to TigerMyth36
Lana: Please tell me that's a smoke grenade.
Archer: Ok, it's a smoke grenade...It's not, though...
Archer: Ok, it's a smoke grenade...It's not, though...
Posted on 9/6/12 at 12:16 am to biglego
"Yeah, and what do you even do here? Sit on your arse and analyze data? Well I'm a field agent, Sir Isaac Newton. I risk my life, so, yeah, I do deserve the best space in the parking garage. Like it'd kill you to roll 50 feet."
Posted on 9/6/12 at 12:26 am to OMLandshark
"When they're dead, they're just hookers!"
"I'm looking for a terrorist and an ocelot. Not necessarily in that order."
"Does this look as bad as it looks?"
"I'm looking for a terrorist and an ocelot. Not necessarily in that order."
"Does this look as bad as it looks?"
Posted on 9/6/12 at 12:30 am to kingbob
His whole diatribe about alligators and crocodiles
Posted on 9/6/12 at 1:35 am to tigerfan88
hmm... cock flavored spit. Ya never know
Show me cock flavored spit!
the little asian hologram saying "oh no we ok" gets me every time
Show me cock flavored spit!
the little asian hologram saying "oh no we ok" gets me every time
Posted on 9/6/12 at 1:41 am to vilma4prez
"Whoa, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with y-"starts laughing uncontrollably
"And what is so funny about that?"
"No, no, it's Woodhouse! He's all tied up somewhere, sc - Scared and alone! Probably dehydrated!"
"And what is so funny about that?"
"No, no, it's Woodhouse! He's all tied up somewhere, sc - Scared and alone! Probably dehydrated!"
Posted on 9/6/12 at 3:49 am to OMLandshark
"Will I learn karate?"
"Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts? No."
"Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts? No."
Posted on 9/6/12 at 6:12 am to Froman
Pushing rope
Im so wet I could drown a toddler in my panties
Both from Pam
Im so wet I could drown a toddler in my panties
Both from Pam
Posted on 9/6/12 at 6:29 am to putt23
The baby shower episode where Krieger quietly yells "me too" in response to several statements the on-screen characters are having.
Also Malory on maybe wanting grand kids one day:
" Well, if I did, I'd just scrape all your previous mishaps into a big pile and knit a onesie for it."
Also Malory on maybe wanting grand kids one day:
" Well, if I did, I'd just scrape all your previous mishaps into a big pile and knit a onesie for it."
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