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Funniest line from Archer?

Posted on 9/5/12 at 9:20 pm
Posted by ILoveLamp
Florida
Member since Aug 2009
4303 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 9:20 pm
Posted by tigerfan88
Member since Jan 2008
8797 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 9:33 pm to
"Well you freaked out when I said quadroon"
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 9:38 pm to
"So once again you're left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato now or let it ferment so I can drink it later?"

"Mother do you have a potato?"
"What is this, Christmas?"

"Archer. Archer! ARCHER!"
"What!..... Oh man what have I been doing?"
"Chain smoking joints the size of tampons."
"Ewwww"
"Figure of speech"
"Still though"
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41099 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 9:39 pm to
Too many. 85% of Archer is quotable gold.

Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 9:46 pm to
"Who hunts dogs?"
"Orientals, duh!"

"Why do we have so many damn dolls?"
"For sexual harassment complaints. So people can non-verbally indicate where stuff happened on their body."
"That takes, like, one doll!"
"Not if there’s ever a gang rape."
Posted by ILoveLamp
Florida
Member since Aug 2009
4303 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

"Well you freaked out when I said quadroon"


Posted by Jumbeauxlaya
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
18083 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 9:54 pm to
"so, who's up for some cooch chili?"
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162203 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

"Orientals, duh!"


The key to that quote is how it's just quietly said in the background
Posted by Cold Pizza
Member since Sep 2011
7639 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

Too many. 85% of Archer is quotable gold.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83294 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 11:39 pm to
I can't quote it verbatim, but the exhange between him and his mom about why she switches her pills into other bottles. Laughed so hard I almost puked.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27138 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 11:42 pm to
"Danger Zone"
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69407 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 11:44 pm to
Lana: Please tell me that's a smoke grenade.
Archer: Ok, it's a smoke grenade...It's not, though...
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 9/6/12 at 12:16 am to
"Yeah, and what do you even do here? Sit on your arse and analyze data? Well I'm a field agent, Sir Isaac Newton. I risk my life, so, yeah, I do deserve the best space in the parking garage. Like it'd kill you to roll 50 feet."
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69407 posts
Posted on 9/6/12 at 12:26 am to
"When they're dead, they're just hookers!"

"I'm looking for a terrorist and an ocelot. Not necessarily in that order."

"Does this look as bad as it looks?"
Posted by tigerfan88
Member since Jan 2008
8797 posts
Posted on 9/6/12 at 12:30 am to
His whole diatribe about alligators and crocodiles
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6623 posts
Posted on 9/6/12 at 1:35 am to
hmm... cock flavored spit. Ya never know
Show me cock flavored spit!

the little asian hologram saying "oh no we ok" gets me every time
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 9/6/12 at 1:41 am to
"Whoa, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with y-"starts laughing uncontrollably
"And what is so funny about that?"
"No, no, it's Woodhouse! He's all tied up somewhere, sc - Scared and alone! Probably dehydrated!"
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
38687 posts
Posted on 9/6/12 at 3:49 am to
"Will I learn karate?"

"Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts? No."
Posted by putt23
Pingree Grove, IL
Member since Oct 2010
5243 posts
Posted on 9/6/12 at 6:12 am to
Pushing rope

Im so wet I could drown a toddler in my panties

Both from Pam
Posted by jacks40
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
11877 posts
Posted on 9/6/12 at 6:29 am to
The baby shower episode where Krieger quietly yells "me too" in response to several statements the on-screen characters are having.

Also Malory on maybe wanting grand kids one day:

" Well, if I did, I'd just scrape all your previous mishaps into a big pile and knit a onesie for it."
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