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What are your worst memories from any LSU football game that you attended?
Posted on 7/11/12 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 7/11/12 at 12:51 pm
NOTE: BY ROYAL FIAT, I HEREBY EXCLUDE THE 2011 BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME FROM CONSIDERATION. I recognize that was an anguishing experience for any Tiger fan in attendance. I was there. I wish to talk of something else for a spell.
Now, setting aside the debacle of this January past, what are your worst memories of any LSU football game that you attended in person?
My Top 5:
(1) Kentucky 2007. I traveled to Lexington expecting to witness the number one ranked Tigers maul an overmatched Wildcat squad. When I arrived in the vicinity of Commonwealth Stadium, a strange malaise floated over the entire scene. The Kentucky tailgaters drifted to and fro in a good-natured, catatonic stupor and generally conceded an inevitable loss. There was no intensity amongst the very sober LSU contingent still drained from the previous week's epic victory over Florida. There was no music. And no beer pong. Something was amiss. Sure enough, LSU stumbled its way to a bizarre triple OT loss. I can still hear the jubilation of the Kentucky faithful when Scott was stuffed on fourth down. Afterward, I proceeded directly to my hotel, barricaded myself in the room, and drowned my sorrows in pizza and PPV while Wildcat fans chanted in the atrium lobby below. Coping mechanism;
(2) Ole Miss 2009. My experience in Oxford: Friday night at the world-renowned (OK, mid-south renowned) Library, where I confirmed for all time that Ole Miss women were (a) absolutely gorgeous; and (b) absolutely unapproachable, at least to the likes of my crew (or any other outsider who lacks an encyclopedic knowledge of the Mississippi secondary school system and its various clans and geneologies); Saturday: arrived on campus at 8 AM - it was empty, watched a part of a KKK rally (I swear on my life this is not hyperbole or confabulation, there WAS a Klan rally that day on the Ole Miss campus - to their credit, the Ole Miss student body was out in force to protest, or at least show minimal enthusiasm), discovered that the Grove was grossly overrated, watched a friend commandeer an abandoned Grove tailgate and take in some TV while noshing on unattended chicken, tried and failed to blot out the disappointment of the Grove with beer, went into the stadium, heard a ten year old scream "Call a timeout, call a timeout!" in a deep northern Louisiana accent, stared on in open-mouthed disbelief as no timeout was called, then the infamous spike, then walked out of the stadium in a haze of puzzlement.
(3) Virginia Tech 2002. The night before the game, the rarely used Virginia Grenadiers appeared in flimsy riot gear (maybe just Walmart track suits with ironed on patches) and treated the LSU faithful like G8 hooligans. Apparently because we drank their shockingly limited supply of beer. The day of the game, I sat in an endzone upper deck with the approximate slope of Mt. Everest's north face. Two very corpulent VT fans were perched just above me like menacing boulders. Early in the contest, we returned a punt for a TD, which was called back due to some mysterious penalty. The rest of the afternoon was a numbing marathon of offensive (both senses) ineptitude, high altitude sun stroke, and self-pity, interrupted only by the unspeakably disturbing sight of sixty thousand hillbillies doing the hokey pokey in unison;
(4) Florida 2003. So traumatic that I have repressed most memories associated with the game. My lingering impression: Florida's RB running free. As the clock wound down, a slight drizzle fell. I sat in the misty rain until the entire SEZ was empty, one man and a gleaming plane of slick silver benches. Afterwards, I stumbled to Highland, only to discover that the entire Varsity and adjoining indoor/outdoor spaces had been ceded to Gator fans;
(5) Notre Dame 1997 - A wintry grey day combined with a tight end who would not be covered combined with the most erratic LSU team in recent memory (Hell yeah, we beat FLorida! F*ck no, we lost to Ole Miss!) equals a ruined twenty-first birthday. Insult added to injury when I passed out during an inexplicably late night showing of The Little Mermaid. Do not ask.
Honorable Mentions: Alabama 2009 (it was a f*cking interception); Alabama 97/98; Auburn 97; Florida 2001; Ole Miss 2001.
Whatchya got?
Now, setting aside the debacle of this January past, what are your worst memories of any LSU football game that you attended in person?
My Top 5:
(1) Kentucky 2007. I traveled to Lexington expecting to witness the number one ranked Tigers maul an overmatched Wildcat squad. When I arrived in the vicinity of Commonwealth Stadium, a strange malaise floated over the entire scene. The Kentucky tailgaters drifted to and fro in a good-natured, catatonic stupor and generally conceded an inevitable loss. There was no intensity amongst the very sober LSU contingent still drained from the previous week's epic victory over Florida. There was no music. And no beer pong. Something was amiss. Sure enough, LSU stumbled its way to a bizarre triple OT loss. I can still hear the jubilation of the Kentucky faithful when Scott was stuffed on fourth down. Afterward, I proceeded directly to my hotel, barricaded myself in the room, and drowned my sorrows in pizza and PPV while Wildcat fans chanted in the atrium lobby below. Coping mechanism;
(2) Ole Miss 2009. My experience in Oxford: Friday night at the world-renowned (OK, mid-south renowned) Library, where I confirmed for all time that Ole Miss women were (a) absolutely gorgeous; and (b) absolutely unapproachable, at least to the likes of my crew (or any other outsider who lacks an encyclopedic knowledge of the Mississippi secondary school system and its various clans and geneologies); Saturday: arrived on campus at 8 AM - it was empty, watched a part of a KKK rally (I swear on my life this is not hyperbole or confabulation, there WAS a Klan rally that day on the Ole Miss campus - to their credit, the Ole Miss student body was out in force to protest, or at least show minimal enthusiasm), discovered that the Grove was grossly overrated, watched a friend commandeer an abandoned Grove tailgate and take in some TV while noshing on unattended chicken, tried and failed to blot out the disappointment of the Grove with beer, went into the stadium, heard a ten year old scream "Call a timeout, call a timeout!" in a deep northern Louisiana accent, stared on in open-mouthed disbelief as no timeout was called, then the infamous spike, then walked out of the stadium in a haze of puzzlement.
(3) Virginia Tech 2002. The night before the game, the rarely used Virginia Grenadiers appeared in flimsy riot gear (maybe just Walmart track suits with ironed on patches) and treated the LSU faithful like G8 hooligans. Apparently because we drank their shockingly limited supply of beer. The day of the game, I sat in an endzone upper deck with the approximate slope of Mt. Everest's north face. Two very corpulent VT fans were perched just above me like menacing boulders. Early in the contest, we returned a punt for a TD, which was called back due to some mysterious penalty. The rest of the afternoon was a numbing marathon of offensive (both senses) ineptitude, high altitude sun stroke, and self-pity, interrupted only by the unspeakably disturbing sight of sixty thousand hillbillies doing the hokey pokey in unison;
(4) Florida 2003. So traumatic that I have repressed most memories associated with the game. My lingering impression: Florida's RB running free. As the clock wound down, a slight drizzle fell. I sat in the misty rain until the entire SEZ was empty, one man and a gleaming plane of slick silver benches. Afterwards, I stumbled to Highland, only to discover that the entire Varsity and adjoining indoor/outdoor spaces had been ceded to Gator fans;
(5) Notre Dame 1997 - A wintry grey day combined with a tight end who would not be covered combined with the most erratic LSU team in recent memory (Hell yeah, we beat FLorida! F*ck no, we lost to Ole Miss!) equals a ruined twenty-first birthday. Insult added to injury when I passed out during an inexplicably late night showing of The Little Mermaid. Do not ask.
Honorable Mentions: Alabama 2009 (it was a f*cking interception); Alabama 97/98; Auburn 97; Florida 2001; Ole Miss 2001.
Whatchya got?
This post was edited on 7/11/12 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 7/11/12 at 12:55 pm to The312
1989-1994
Posted on 7/11/12 at 12:55 pm to The312
Ole Miss 08 was miserable.
....A lot of games that year was rough though.
....A lot of games that year was rough though.
This post was edited on 7/11/12 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 7/11/12 at 12:56 pm to The312
Alabama 2009, being rammer jammered in Tuscaloosa which felt like ages ago.
Ole Miss 2009, I remember just standing speechless for about 10 minutes after the game. I can still hear the sound of the cannon going off every 10 seconds.
And 1-9-12. I've never felt a worse feeling after an LSU game in my life, that game is still a blur to me. It felt like it took hours to walk out of the stadium.
Ole Miss 2009, I remember just standing speechless for about 10 minutes after the game. I can still hear the sound of the cannon going off every 10 seconds.
And 1-9-12. I've never felt a worse feeling after an LSU game in my life, that game is still a blur to me. It felt like it took hours to walk out of the stadium.
This post was edited on 7/11/12 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 7/11/12 at 12:57 pm to The312
LSU v. Arkansas 2007
Posted on 7/11/12 at 12:58 pm to The312
quote:
Two very corpulent VT fans were perched just above me like menacing boulders
Posted on 7/11/12 at 12:59 pm to The312
Before the BCS debacle, arkansas 2007 was by far the maddest I had been leaving tiger stadium.
2006 Auburn was probably the most frustrating game I had ever seen. Just a horrific gameplan on offense.
The entire season under Tepper, most specifically UGA
2006 Auburn was probably the most frustrating game I had ever seen. Just a horrific gameplan on offense.
The entire season under Tepper, most specifically UGA
Posted on 7/11/12 at 1:01 pm to The312
Bama 02 was damn miserable. And freezing
Tenn 05 next
Tenn 05 next
Posted on 7/11/12 at 1:02 pm to The312
09 Capital One Bowl, but I did at least get to meet Ryan Howard so the trip wasn't completely horrible.
Posted on 7/11/12 at 1:04 pm to The312
Miami 1988 (i think)
got arse raped in the middle of a hurricane and had to stay for the whole thing
got arse raped in the middle of a hurricane and had to stay for the whole thing
Posted on 7/11/12 at 1:07 pm to The312
Arkansas 2007
Nothing will ever take the images of Hillis and DMC running rough shod over us from my head.
UGA 2005 SECCG
The amount of Katrina jokes we heard in Atlanta was unnerving. Aside from losing the game there was nearly numerous brawls we were all involved in.
Alabama 02?
We were shut out 31-0 by Fat Fran and Shuad Williams ran all over us all day.
Ole Miss 02
Eli hit that douchy TE Dusty Zeigler for a late TD to lead the Rebels to a big W in tiger stadium.
UT 05
The heat, the fact that we were up 21-0, and then Rick Clausen tossing the ball into the students section.
Auburn 2004
GAme was at Auburn. We took the student bus trip. Just fresh after beating USC with Marcus Randall at QB, there was optimism that we could win this game. We were wrong. I think we lost 30-7. Listening to the hick Auburn trash talk shite after the game was unbearable. Never seen so many dick heads in overalls at a football game.
Any game at the end of the Dinardo era.
Nothing will ever take the images of Hillis and DMC running rough shod over us from my head.
UGA 2005 SECCG
The amount of Katrina jokes we heard in Atlanta was unnerving. Aside from losing the game there was nearly numerous brawls we were all involved in.
Alabama 02?
We were shut out 31-0 by Fat Fran and Shuad Williams ran all over us all day.
Ole Miss 02
Eli hit that douchy TE Dusty Zeigler for a late TD to lead the Rebels to a big W in tiger stadium.
UT 05
The heat, the fact that we were up 21-0, and then Rick Clausen tossing the ball into the students section.
Auburn 2004
GAme was at Auburn. We took the student bus trip. Just fresh after beating USC with Marcus Randall at QB, there was optimism that we could win this game. We were wrong. I think we lost 30-7. Listening to the hick Auburn trash talk shite after the game was unbearable. Never seen so many dick heads in overalls at a football game.
Any game at the end of the Dinardo era.
This post was edited on 7/11/12 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 7/11/12 at 1:10 pm to The312
Only ones that come to mind, since I don't go to a lot of games are:
1)BCS NC game vs Bama this year-nuff said
2)Auburn vs LSU 1997. I remember that game cause Cecil the Diesel was unstopable, but we couldn't convert on 3rd down and had to punt to Auburn. I remember the QB Dameyune Craig drove the team all the way down to the LSU goalline and then scored with little time left. After that game I decided not to go to the Florida game. Big mistake there.
Didn't realize he was a GA with LSU in 2004 and went with Saban to Miami.
1)BCS NC game vs Bama this year-nuff said
2)Auburn vs LSU 1997. I remember that game cause Cecil the Diesel was unstopable, but we couldn't convert on 3rd down and had to punt to Auburn. I remember the QB Dameyune Craig drove the team all the way down to the LSU goalline and then scored with little time left. After that game I decided not to go to the Florida game. Big mistake there.
Didn't realize he was a GA with LSU in 2004 and went with Saban to Miami.
Posted on 7/11/12 at 1:10 pm to The312
1994 at Auburn & nothing else is even close
Posted on 7/11/12 at 1:11 pm to The312
quote:
(3) Virginia Tech 2002. The night before the game, the rarely used Virginia Grenadiers appeared in flimsy riot gear (maybe just Walmart track suits with ironed on patches) and treated the LSU faithful like G8 hooligans. Apparently because we drank their shockingly limited supply of beer. The day of the game, I sat in an endzone upper deck with the approximate slope of Mt. Everest's north face. Two very corpulent VT fans were perched just above me like menacing boulders. Early in the contest, we returned a punt for a TD, which was called back due to some mysterious penalty. The rest of the afternoon was a numbing marathon of offensive (both senses) ineptitude, high altitude sun stroke, and self-pity, interrupted only by the unspeakably disturbing sight of sixty thousand hillbillies doing the hokey pokey in unison;
well written and funny.
Posted on 7/11/12 at 1:13 pm to The312
Arkansas 2007
Tennessee 2005
Alabama 2002
Florida 1993
Miami 1988
Miami of Ohio 1986
@Auburn 2006
Georgia SEC Championship 2005
Its hard not to count all of the 1989 thru 1994 games I went to.
Tennessee 2005
Alabama 2002
Florida 1993
Miami 1988
Miami of Ohio 1986
@Auburn 2006
Georgia SEC Championship 2005
Its hard not to count all of the 1989 thru 1994 games I went to.
Posted on 7/11/12 at 1:21 pm to The312
UAB in 2000 was a rough one. I was only a kid at the time and thought we were on another track to no where afterthat loss. I had season tickets and just kept thinking, we will never be good in my lifetime. Little did I know one week later an overtime win against Tennessee would turn the program around.
Posted on 7/11/12 at 1:21 pm to The312
Colorado St. in 92. Biggest lack of effort I ever witnessed.
Posted on 7/11/12 at 1:21 pm to The312
Vanderbilt, 1990.
We got arse raped by that option and by the refs on the hail mary.
They only won one damn game that year.
Seriously though, Arkansas 2007 was the worst. My buddy and I drove all the way back to Shrveport and hardly said a word.
We got arse raped by that option and by the refs on the hail mary.
They only won one damn game that year.
Seriously though, Arkansas 2007 was the worst. My buddy and I drove all the way back to Shrveport and hardly said a word.
Posted on 7/11/12 at 1:25 pm to The312
1999 Houston
2002 Alabama
2002 Alabama
Posted on 7/11/12 at 1:27 pm to The312
Last game of the year, sometime around 1980, a 40pt skullfricking at the hands of Tulame was the icing on the fecal cake that was served that year.
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