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re: Tell me the best way to enjoy scotch
Posted on 6/8/12 at 10:48 am to Melleaux Tiger
Posted on 6/8/12 at 10:48 am to Melleaux Tiger
I'll tell you the absolute WORST way to enjoy scotch. About 10 years I read this article about a guy who died from alcohol poisoning. He had throat cancer and they removed some of his esophagus rendering him incapable of drinking booze.
But he still wanted to get buzzed. So he found out that if his wife injected the booze into his butt with an enema bulb a lot of it would be absorbed into his blood. She gave him too much and he croaked.
But he still wanted to get buzzed. So he found out that if his wife injected the booze into his butt with an enema bulb a lot of it would be absorbed into his blood. She gave him too much and he croaked.
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Posted on 6/8/12 at 10:54 am to Zach
Get this ice maker
Posted on 6/8/12 at 11:17 am to Zach
Cool story Zach. I've heard of a lot of ways to die, but death by excessive scotch up the arse is a new one.
Posted on 6/8/12 at 11:30 am to Zach
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ut he still wanted to get buzzed. So he found out that if his wife injected the booze into his butt with an enema bulb a lot of it would be absorbed into his blood. She gave him too much and he croaked.
Man, and I just bought a new enema. Guess I'll return it.
Posted on 6/8/12 at 11:33 am to Zach
That's a hell of a way to go out. And no matter how much I may love someone, I can go on record now as saying I will NEVER squirt scotch up anyone's arse. Ugh.
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