Started By
Message
locked post

Anyone ever get the urge to punch Alton Brown in the face?

Posted on 3/16/12 at 10:43 pm
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
170570 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 10:43 pm
So I'm looking for pulled pork recipes and I stumble into this steaming pile

Brine:
8 ounces or 3/4 cup molasses
12 ounces pickling salt
2 quarts bottled water
6 to 8 pound Boston butt

Bitch, it's pulled pork. I don't need to brine it with pickling salt and molasses. WTF is up with this clown? Talk about trying too hard.
Posted by DanglingFury
Living the dream
Member since Dec 2007
20465 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 10:50 pm to
frick yeah, people that like to do things their own way, and with their own recipes, suck.
Posted by Degas
2187645493 posts
Member since Jul 2010
11939 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 10:50 pm to
Now you've done it.
Posted by DanglingFury
Living the dream
Member since Dec 2007
20465 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 10:50 pm to
DP
This post was edited on 3/16/12 at 10:52 pm
Posted by jbest
shreveport
Member since Aug 2007
211 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 10:53 pm to
i always brine my pork (also any poultry) before smoking it. i have found that it cooks a little faster, and the results are always tasty and juicy.
what's trying too hard about brining pork before cooking it? If you are planning on bbq-ing, it's going to be a long process anyway. if you watched the pulled pork episode of good eats, you would see his explanation on why brining the pork is a good first step.
have you ever compared the difference between brined and not brined pulled pork? if not, how do you know that one is or is not superior to the other?
maybe your just not trying hard enough.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60638 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 10:56 pm to
Is it the bottled water that got you all fired up?
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
170570 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

i always brine my pork (also any poultry) before smoking it.

With pickling salt?
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
170570 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

Is it the bottled water that got you all fired up?


It was pretty much everything that went into the brine that got me fired up
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
40958 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

maybe your just not trying hard enough.



Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61360 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 10:58 pm to
I get the point in brining it to introduce flavor into the meat. What I don't really understand is the molasses flavor, or why pickling salt, and bottled water? WTH is up with using bottled water for a simple brine for pulled pork?


I like what Alton brings to the table in how he really educates people on food science, but yeah, sometimes he can probably take things a bit too far, and after a while he does get on your nerves with his nerdy quirks.

Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
170570 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 10:59 pm to
quote:

I get the point in brining it to introduce flavor into the meat. What I don't really understand is the molasses flavor, or why pickling salt, and bottled water? WTH is up with using bottled water for a simple brine for pulled pork?


Right. Everything about the brine just seems like over the top and pretentious
Posted by eleventy
inner city
Member since Jun 2011
2056 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 11:05 pm to
As of late the only thing I have felt the urge to give him a sandwich or a bottle of Ensure. He looks wretched and ill.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60638 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 11:05 pm to
AB used to make my jaw clench. His show was painful. The goofy dude would dirty twenty different tools to grill a burger.

I do like the idea of a molasses brine though.

I think it would be better with Evian.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61360 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 11:11 pm to
quote:

I do like the idea of a molasses brine though.



As a glaze perhaps, but I'd rather throw some herbs in it than molasses for my flavor. Sugar to be sure as part of the brine. I've tried honey with brining whole bone in hams before and I didn't really care for it like I did with my Christmas flavors like oranges, All Spice, Nutmeg, and Clove. I would think fennel, rosemary, and maybe some sage even would be a good part of a pulled pork brine. I'll save the molasses for the glaze. Seems a bit too dominating of a flavor that I don't really think I'd care for throughout the entire pork. Seems like it would take it over.

This post was edited on 3/16/12 at 11:15 pm
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
170570 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 11:14 pm to
quote:


As a glaze perhaps, but I'd rather throw some herbs in it than molasses for my flavor. Sugar to be sure as part of the brine. I've tried honey with brining whole bone in hams before and I didn't really care for it like I did with my Christmas flavors like oranges, All Spice, Nutmeg, and Clove. I would think fennel, rosemary, and maybe some sage even would be a good part of a pulled pork brine. I'll save the molasses for the glaze.


It doesn't even seem like it would be an effect way of using sugar in a brine

I've never dumped molasses into a pot of cold water though so what the hell do I know?
Posted by jbest
shreveport
Member since Aug 2007
211 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 11:20 pm to
i roughly based the brine i use off of AB's recipe. i do not use bottled water.
i use kosher salt, not pickling.
i use an equal measure of steen's cane syrup for the sugar (or as a substitute for molasses). the cane syrup gives a little darker color to poultry.
i add a very small amount of liquid crab boil for a little heat.
1 cup salt, 1 cup steens, 1 gallon water. i heat the water to make sure all salt and sugar are dissolved
this is the base i use for all my brines. other additions depend on what meat is being used, how it will be cooked and how it will be seasoned.
This post was edited on 3/16/12 at 11:21 pm
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61360 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 11:23 pm to
quote:

I've never dumped molasses into a pot of cold water though so what the hell do I know?



Can't say I have either.

And for the salt, it seems to me it would make better sense if you're trying to kick it up a notch for a pulled pork to maybe use a smoked salt. That may add another flavor dimension to the actual flavor in the meat. I really don't understand what's the reasoning for pickling salt.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
170570 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 11:23 pm to
So you took the general principles and abandoned all the dumb arse ingredients

Can't blame you there

Also, I found it odd that he didn't heat the water as you claim you do. That seems to make a lot of sense. In fact it would seem almost stupid not to.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
170570 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 11:27 pm to
quote:

I really don't understand what's the reasoning for pickling salt.


Give me a few minutes. Need to set up my webcam and get some sock puppets and it will all make perfect sense.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61360 posts
Posted on 3/16/12 at 11:34 pm to
quote:

Need to set up my webcam and get some sock puppets and it will all make perfect sense.



Should I get into my sweater and tennies, and crank up the old model train?

first pageprev pagePage 1 of 3Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram