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Worst films ever (theatrical releases only)?

Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:03 am
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:03 am
My go to movie, for WFE, will always be Monkeybone.

Not only is the plot stupid, the actors all seem like they don't care about any of their lines. The jokes are intellectually insulting. The animation is terrible. Hell, the camera's are even aimed in the wrong spots at times.

Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:07 am to
Showgirls
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:07 am to
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:10 am to
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The Garbage Pail Kids Movie



ooooh, good one.

I was a kid when this came out, and I still thought it made no sense.
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:11 am to
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Showgirls


At least it had female nudity.

Skyline had no such redeeming quality.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:13 am to
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Skyline had no such redeeming quality.

Bad arse aliens, and decent effects are a moderately redeeming quality
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:16 am to
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Bad arse aliens, and decent effects are a moderately redeeming quality


It had potential, but was wasted when they spent almost the entire movie in the apartment. If they had at least had some naked girls in the apartment, then maybe.
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:18 am to
It was a shitty movie, no doubt.

I just don't think it ranks among the worst ever.
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Posted by 4nmylifetime
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:19 am to
"Act of Valor" looks like it could make a run at it.
Posted by Zamoro10
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:20 am to
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It had potential, but was wasted when they spent almost the entire movie in the apartment.


By and large, movies that have a colossal premise (worldwide disaster, alien invasion) yet 90% of the movie is reduced to a few actors...in a basement, apartment, nuclear shelter are generally terrible.
This post was edited on 2/7/12 at 11:20 am
Posted by GonzoLeslie
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:21 am to
not sure about worst ever, but worst ever that some people actually liked: babel
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:22 am to
The Adventures of Pluto Nash

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Posted by jojothetireguy
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:23 am to
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"Act of Valor" looks like it could make a run at it.


Posted by CaptainBrannigan
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:23 am to
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Monkeybone ended up becoming a huge flop at the box office. Based on a budget of $75 million, the film brought in only $7.6 million worldwide


Ive never even heard of this movie.
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:24 am to
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I just don't think it ranks among the worst ever.


Fair enough, maybe just the worst I ever bothered to actually see in the theater.

Still havent't seen Battlefield Earth, which I have heard talked about as being pretty horrible.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:27 am to
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Ive never even heard of this movie.

I took my wife to see it in the theaters.

We now compare every shitty movie we see to it. . .
Posted by Superior Pariah
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:28 am to
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"Act of Valor" looks like it could make a run at it.



You must be a Communist
Posted by Fun Bunch
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:30 am to
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Still havent't seen Battlefield Earth, which I have heard talked about as being pretty horrible.


Definitely one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 11:31 am to
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Battlefield Earth
Definitely would make the list
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