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How does a squatch catch a deer?

Posted on 1/30/12 at 8:42 am
Posted by LSUEnvy
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 8:42 am
The Bigfoot show says squatch catch and eat deer.I don't see how this is possible, except for the occasional lame deer. I've been in ground blinds before and had does come so close I could almost touch them, but the squatch has to be pretty smelly. Do they run them down? Throw rocks? Judge?
Posted by lashinala
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Member since Jan 2006
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 8:44 am to
thought they were vegans like that 'Harry' movie?
Posted by NicoBlues
I eat frogs
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 8:46 am to
Squatch is good if you steam it in some butter with a little seasoni.... Oh wait that's squash.
Posted by Slickback
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 9:33 am to
Climb up in a tree and them ambush them.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19434 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 9:41 am to
apparently they evolved over thousands of years into highly intelligent primates that built weapons and tools and eventually communities and cities, airplanes, computers, and spaceships. Along the way a couple guys made these things called guns and bows that are now used by the squatch to kill game animals.

ETA: Finding Bigfoot is the best show on TV
This post was edited on 1/30/12 at 9:45 am
Posted by Topwater Trout
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:51 am to
They club them with tree branches. Don't yall know anything.
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 12:13 pm to
get in contact with Jeff Meldrum.
Posted by coloradoBengal
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 1:13 pm to
What I was wondering, is if the Squatch is a carivore... like a predator... why wouldn't he just tear into these fricking nimrods with cameras and eat them up?

Its one thing to be hunting for Harry the vegan bigfoot, and another to be out in the woods looking for something that takes down a moose with its hands.

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