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re: How does a squatch catch a deer?

Posted on 1/30/12 at 10:50 am to
Posted by 4X4DEMON
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 10:50 am to
I've been working on mine. Scares the hell out of the dog. After watching the show lastnight I let the dog out and he took off toward the back pasture. I was freezing my arse off waiting on him to come back. I gave a shriek and whoop, he came hauling arse back to the house.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 10:51 am to
I whoop in the woods a whole bunch driving dogs and we have yet to tree a squatch or grass man or rugaroo or anything cool like that
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 10:53 am to
your dogs know better
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 10:55 am to
Is there a breed of squatch treeing dogs out there? One that runs black panthers on the side would be cool also.
Posted by 4X4DEMON
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 10:57 am to
I've heard that pit bulls will, but it may be the owner not the breed
Posted by Skeet Mc
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 10:58 am to
Caught on film . . .
Posted by Boats n Hose
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:00 am to
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:01 am to
:BP:
Posted by StinkBait72
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:08 am to
Everything about this thread is awesome. I lost it last night when BoBo explained how Squatches love bacon, and he must eat a piece to show any squatches watching him that it was not poisonous.

It seems everything he does on the show relates to the Squatches behavior no matter how redic it is.
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:12 am to
How the cornbread frick can you be an expert on something that isn't even proven to exist???
Posted by LSUEnvy
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:12 am to
Yeah and the story where the lady was at the playground holding here baby when a female squatch appeared and was watching them. i dont know why but I immediately looked at the squatch's titties
Posted by Boats n Hose
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:14 am to
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How the cornbread frick can you be an expert on something that isn't even proven to exist???



Because you have to go to school and gain experience to be an expert on something real. You can just wake up and decide to be a squatch expert one day. Easy way out.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:15 am to
I personally watched a Squatch catch a deer last year from my elevated box blind in Vermilion Parish. They have mastered time warp travel. The deer and Squatch were seperated by 500 yards in a pipeline. I watched the Squatch start shaking violently, go blurry and then disappear, only to re-appear fractions of a second later next to the deer, instantly grabbing it by the neck and breaking it. I shot at the Squatch, but before the bullet got there, it shook violently/go blurry again and disappeared with the deer. The bullet hit a tree right behind where the Squatec and was standing.
This post was edited on 1/30/12 at 11:17 am
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:16 am to
I bet hed argue with me on the habits of squatches
Posted by Boats n Hose
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:19 am to
I'm sure he would. I wonder how he feels about the rougarou or chupacabra. Or black panthers.

The more I think about it though, the squatches got there hands on The Judge and are just vaporizing their dead and the remains of the deer they eat. They're probably stockpiling them for a hostile takover
:PlanetOfTheSquatches:
Posted by StinkBait72
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:34 am to
Let me clarify...in no way do I believe this "Squatch" thing exists. I was just implying that BoBo seems to make some crazy claims as if it has been documented or proven when they decide on how to lure one in.

For Example: A couple shows ago they brought out a band to play music around a camp fire. Supposedly Squatches love music and this was a great way to attract some to the party.....
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:40 am to
Oh no I understood what you were saying. I just wanna know who decided this dude was an expert.

Boats, think they got their hands on the raging judge yet?
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:41 am to
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A couple shows ago they brought out a band to play music around a camp fire. Supposedly Squatches love music and this was a great way to attract some to the party.....
Saw that and .

They also like to take rabbits out of a cage.

Then of course, that night, rabbit put in a cage and hung from a tree with infrared and night vision cameras all around. Squatch no showed.
Posted by Boats n Hose
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:42 am to
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Boats, think they got their hands on the raging judge yet?

I won't sleep tonight

Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:45 am to
But see, the black panthers got this shite figured out. We're sitting here trying to figure out the squatch, but it's actually a diversion created by the black panther to allow itself to terrorize the retards of America with all the blame falling on poor ol squatchy.
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