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"Come on Dorn! Get in front of the damn ball!"

Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:06 am
Posted by Augustus
North Carolina
Member since Sep 2006
8290 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:06 am
"Don't give me this OLE bullshite!"



Gotta be one of the most quotable movies of all time, right?
Posted by Fletch F Fletch
The Seat of Caddo Parish
Member since Jan 2009
6474 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:06 am to
"We're outta towels, and I'm too old to go diving into lockers."
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155354 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:07 am to
Came on AMC a couple nights ago and I caught a little bit of it.

Are you trying to tell me that Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
20994 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:08 am to
"You can go get him now"
Posted by Chuck U Farley
The 318
Member since Oct 2007
8994 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:16 am to
" forget about Dorn cuz he's only high priced."
Posted by indianswim
Plano, TX
Member since Jan 2010
21430 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:16 am to
Crisco, Bardol, Vagisil. Any one of em will give you and extra 2 or 3 inches drop on your curveball. Of course, if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalepeno up my nose, and if I need to load the ball up...I just wipe my nose.
Posted by Chuck U Farley
The 318
Member since Oct 2007
8994 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:19 am to
You put snot on the ball?
Posted by junior
baton rouge
Member since Mar 2005
2550 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:20 am to
-i say f*&& you jo boo

-How's your wife and my kids?

-In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't...

-That's my wife...
Does she know that?

Harry Doyle: That's all we got, one goddamn hit?
Assistant: You can't say goddamn on the air.
Harry Doyle: Don't worry, nobody is listening anyway.

Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair.

Harry Doyle: [before the playoff game] Monty, anything to add?
Colorman: Ummm... no.
Harry Doyle: He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks!



JUST a bit outside.
Posted by TideHater
Orange Beach AL
Member since May 2007
19798 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:21 am to
quote:

Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.
Posted by barry
Location, Location, Location
Member since Aug 2006
51293 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:21 am to
What do you want me to do? Dive for it?
Posted by Fletch F Fletch
The Seat of Caddo Parish
Member since Jan 2009
6474 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:26 am to
I seriously suggest, if you can, go to a Milwaukee Brewers game. Uecker is their radio guy, so when you go to the bathroom you have Harry Doyle talking to you. it's surreal.
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6611 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:29 am to
Wyld Thang.. you make my butt sting
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:48 am to
Have you heard Artie Lange's, Uecker story? Awesome

LINK

Also Major League is the greatest movie of all time.
Posted by Augustus
North Carolina
Member since Sep 2006
8290 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:59 am to
quote:

What do you want me to do? Dive for it?

That cracks me up every time.
Posted by Weaver
Madisonville, LA
Member since Nov 2005
28015 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 12:10 pm to
He would have had to have a rocket up his arse to catch that one!
Posted by iggle
Member since Oct 2007
2649 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 12:13 pm to
this weekend when I was watching the chargers game and tolbert f'd up with a fumble, I just kept thinking of this quote for whatever reason:

Is that you, Tolbert? Look, I am hung over, my knees are killing me and if you're gonna pull this shite at least you can say you're from the Yankees.
Posted by ellunchboxo
G-Town
Member since Feb 2009
19274 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 12:34 pm to
The most quotable is "too high"

I still say this everytime a ball is punted, thrown, hit, or kicked.

"who gives a shite, it's gone"
Posted by beezylsu
Member since Jan 2011
2922 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 12:41 pm to
JUUUUuuuust a bit outside
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6592 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

still say this everytime a ball is punted, thrown, hit, or kicked.


Me too. Glad to know I'm not the only crazy person around.
Posted by barry
Location, Location, Location
Member since Aug 2006
51293 posts
Posted on 9/20/11 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

What do you want me to do? Dive for it?


That cracks me up every time.


the pitcher on our softball team loves this movie and everytime i miss a ball i say that.
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