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"Come on Dorn! Get in front of the damn ball!"
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:06 am
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:06 am
"Don't give me this OLE bullshite!"
Gotta be one of the most quotable movies of all time, right?
Gotta be one of the most quotable movies of all time, right?
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:06 am to Augustus
"We're outta towels, and I'm too old to go diving into lockers."
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:07 am to Fletch F Fletch
Came on AMC a couple nights ago and I caught a little bit of it.
Are you trying to tell me that Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?
Are you trying to tell me that Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:16 am to Augustus
" forget about Dorn cuz he's only high priced."
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:16 am to etm512
Crisco, Bardol, Vagisil. Any one of em will give you and extra 2 or 3 inches drop on your curveball. Of course, if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalepeno up my nose, and if I need to load the ball up...I just wipe my nose.
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:19 am to indianswim
You put snot on the ball?
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:20 am to etm512
-i say f*&& you jo boo
-How's your wife and my kids?
-In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't...
-That's my wife...
Does she know that?
Harry Doyle: That's all we got, one goddamn hit?
Assistant: You can't say goddamn on the air.
Harry Doyle: Don't worry, nobody is listening anyway.
Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair.
Harry Doyle: [before the playoff game] Monty, anything to add?
Colorman: Ummm... no.
Harry Doyle: He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks!
JUST a bit outside.
-How's your wife and my kids?
-In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't...
-That's my wife...
Does she know that?
Harry Doyle: That's all we got, one goddamn hit?
Assistant: You can't say goddamn on the air.
Harry Doyle: Don't worry, nobody is listening anyway.
Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair.
Harry Doyle: [before the playoff game] Monty, anything to add?
Colorman: Ummm... no.
Harry Doyle: He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks!
JUST a bit outside.
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:21 am to indianswim
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Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:21 am to junior
What do you want me to do? Dive for it?
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:26 am to junior
I seriously suggest, if you can, go to a Milwaukee Brewers game. Uecker is their radio guy, so when you go to the bathroom you have Harry Doyle talking to you. it's surreal.
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:29 am to Fletch F Fletch
Wyld Thang.. you make my butt sting
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:48 am to Fletch F Fletch
Have you heard Artie Lange's, Uecker story? Awesome
LINK
Also Major League is the greatest movie of all time.
LINK
Also Major League is the greatest movie of all time.
Posted on 9/20/11 at 11:59 am to barry
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What do you want me to do? Dive for it?
That cracks me up every time.
Posted on 9/20/11 at 12:10 pm to Augustus
He would have had to have a rocket up his arse to catch that one! 
Posted on 9/20/11 at 12:13 pm to Weaver
this weekend when I was watching the chargers game and tolbert f'd up with a fumble, I just kept thinking of this quote for whatever reason:
Is that you, Tolbert? Look, I am hung over, my knees are killing me and if you're gonna pull this shite at least you can say you're from the Yankees.
Is that you, Tolbert? Look, I am hung over, my knees are killing me and if you're gonna pull this shite at least you can say you're from the Yankees.
Posted on 9/20/11 at 12:34 pm to Augustus
The most quotable is "too high"
I still say this everytime a ball is punted, thrown, hit, or kicked.
"who gives a shite, it's gone"
I still say this everytime a ball is punted, thrown, hit, or kicked.
"who gives a shite, it's gone"
Posted on 9/20/11 at 1:10 pm to ellunchboxo
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still say this everytime a ball is punted, thrown, hit, or kicked.
Me too. Glad to know I'm not the only crazy person around.
Posted on 9/20/11 at 1:27 pm to Augustus
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What do you want me to do? Dive for it?
That cracks me up every time.
the pitcher on our softball team loves this movie and everytime i miss a ball i say that.
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