re: Share a hilarious story that happened to you

In high school a group of friends skipped school and went camping and squirrel hunting. One of the guys was not an outdoorsman.

It was late and we were going to sleep, he went in the tent and then we heard a blood curdling scream, soon followed by a quick exit from the tent. He was running around the fire in some sort of cat print underwear screaming at the top of his lungs. Apparently he had heard stories of chiggers and decided the proper way to prevent them was to spay Off on his balls…