re: I am available to coach the team if necessary...

I recall many moons ago when Bear Bryant made the remark that he could probably coach some of Charlie McClendon's teams via radio from on of the offshore oil rigs and still win the national title.

I think about that remark often when I look at this clown. I am going to go back to my original contention, which is that with this group, someone needs to talk with Dietzel or McClendon's widow and see if they can find his files on the old "Walking I". This group could probably play that and play it well.

Crowton needs to go as does Miles. Go talk to Saban and see what one needs to do to get him or one of his better disciples. I have to wonder what it would take to lure Will Muschamp back over here.

who is your QB nd who is involved in the real-time play calling? that is all I need to know.

Quote...PS - if I am in charge, we will no longer run the option to the short side.

You would be welcomed with open arms! Coach Chicken!

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I have spent my entire working career solving complex business problems for large multi-national corporations. I feel I am prepared to meet the challenges of coaching the undefeated LSU Tigers

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Sounds great...can you please give an overview of your accomplishments for these multi-nationals in regard mainly to improved time management. I'm sure it can be a significant improvement to where we seem to still are stuck

Good luck!

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we will no longer run the option to the short side.

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That has to be the least productive of all of LSU's plays, which is saying a lot. Alleva should make Les and Gary run wind sprints and stadiums the next time that play is called.

For those, like me, wondering who in the hell the Lennon Sisters are:

From Wikipedia:

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The Lennon Sisters are a singing group consisting of four siblings: Dianne (born December 1, 1939), Peggy (born April 8, 1941), Kathy (born August 2, 1943), and Janet (born June 15, 1946). They were all born in Los Angeles, California of German/Irish and Mexican ancestry. The original quartet were the eldest four in a family of twelve siblings. In 1992, younger sister Mimi replaced second sister Peggy who retired. Sister Dianne (DeeDee) has also retired. The group were a regular on the weekly television show, The Lawrence Welk Show. The current group line-up, appearing mostly at Welk resorts, consists of Mimi, Janet and Kathy.

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"bought a capitol One Bank Credit Card" They give those things away to high school kids.

Chicken your still a chicken but once again I'm with ya! Let chicken coach!

We've reviewed your qualifications and you've passed with flying colors so far.

The only test remaining is you have to go up against Saban in the Big Cat drill. If you can make him eat dirt the job is yours.