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Fun at the ball park
Posted on 4/14/10 at 11:46 pm
Posted on 4/14/10 at 11:46 pm
So me and my uncle went to the ball park tonight, and I don't know if any of you where around me in left field but I was heckling pretty hard and stuff. I hope I didn't offend any of you. Some of my favs that I know got the left fielders
"Hey, Green Wave, what you do to get green? Be sewage water or something?!"
"Hey left! You can wave good bye..there's no way you guys are gonna come back from this score! You can go back to new orleans..I don't care what route you take, via hammond or straight home!"
When people made an error I would take my rubber boot off and point at it. It was wild.
"tsk! Is it breezy in here or is that your bat missing the ball and such?!"
"Hey left! Looks ilke you're wearing a thong or something!"

"Hey, Green Wave, what you do to get green? Be sewage water or something?!"
"Hey left! You can wave good bye..there's no way you guys are gonna come back from this score! You can go back to new orleans..I don't care what route you take, via hammond or straight home!"
When people made an error I would take my rubber boot off and point at it. It was wild.
"tsk! Is it breezy in here or is that your bat missing the ball and such?!"
"Hey left! Looks ilke you're wearing a thong or something!"
Posted on 4/15/10 at 12:02 am to Chip
chip, give me some good lines for when alabama comes to town this weekend. i wanna make everyone laugh like you did
This post was edited on 4/15/10 at 12:03 am
Posted on 4/15/10 at 12:09 am to redneck
I'm going to show up with a tide box on my head and yell out " Hey tide, is this why your uniform is so clean and stuff? No! It's because you don't have to slide when you can not even reach 1st base!"
"We going to wash you away Tide! You're going to wish you were in a washing machine or something instead of being on the field with these Tigahs!"
"Hey left! Tsk, what are you an elephant? How'd you find pants to fit an elephant? You got to big and tall or something?"
"We going to wash you away Tide! You're going to wish you were in a washing machine or something instead of being on the field with these Tigahs!"
"Hey left! Tsk, what are you an elephant? How'd you find pants to fit an elephant? You got to big and tall or something?"
Posted on 4/15/10 at 12:14 am to Chip
fricking genius
This post was edited on 4/15/10 at 12:16 am
Posted on 4/15/10 at 12:16 am to ThePoo
This is Norm McDonald-esque....lol
Posted on 4/15/10 at 12:19 am to Chip
holy shite i am laughing so hard my eyes are tearing up 
Posted on 4/15/10 at 12:54 am to Chip
when you said "tsk", did you actually pronounce the word "tsk", or was it more like a "pshhh" sound?
Posted on 4/15/10 at 6:09 am to Chip
Old enough to get your learners permit yet? 
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