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re: How fast is Russell Shepard?
Posted on 8/25/09 at 9:10 pm to Cold Cous Cous
Posted on 8/25/09 at 9:10 pm to Cold Cous Cous
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If he were to ever attempt to travel full speed, he would occupy all points in the universe at once.
I hope not... the SEC refs would just keep saying he went out of bounds.
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Posted on 8/27/09 at 8:18 am to DocBugbear
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I hope not... the SEC refs would just keep saying he went out of bounds.
Actually not. Since, at that point, Russell Shepard would be co-extant with the known universe, he would either displace the referees to another universe, destroy the referees (and everything else in the known universe), or he would "become" the whole of the universe, including the referees, depending on whichever existential model you suscribe.
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